A Yorkshireman goes to a goldsmith. He asks, "Can tha make a statute of me whippet"? "Of course sir", says the goldsmith. "Do you want him 18 carats?" "Nay lad, but ya can 'av im chewin bone if ya...
Has anyone else been disappointed tonight, thinking Undercover was coming on, only to be replaced with the Baftas? Don't think I can wait another week......