Quasimodo.

[Patsy33]

Quasimodo was being chase down the street by a gang of kids. He shouts" Look, I haven't got your football"!.....

[Jackdaw33]

I had a hunch that was coming...

[tonyav]

Was it a shoulder charge, Patsy.

[1ozzy]

When Quasimodo died they had a spot of bother identifying his body 'til some one said "hang on, something rings a bell here".

[magicmick]

That joke is a bell ter

[Jackdaw33]

Quasi is in the kitchen with Esmerelda and she asks him to pass the Wok, "Great, are we having chinese" he asks, "No silly, I'm ironing your shirt"

[Patsy33]

Well he did incyst he didn't have their football....

[vulcan42]

I bet that got his back up.