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Patsy33 | 17:27 Tue 17th May 2016 | Jokes
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I used to run a Sculpting Studio until it went bust......
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Did you quit while you were a head?
17:29 Tue 17th May 2016
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Ha ha... Yes, I knew something was afoot.....
17:30 Tue 17th May 2016
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I went to a sculpting exhibition in Kent.

Maidstone?

No, they were all bronze.
17:33 Tue 17th May 2016
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I had my wife sculpted as if she was the Aphrodites of Milos

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9c/MG-Paris-Aphrodite_of_Milos.jpg

I guess it was no surprise when she lost her Rolex watch.
17:38 Tue 17th May 2016
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I didn't know anything about sculpting bronze busts.

So I just forged a head.
17:39 Tue 17th May 2016
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It's hard to keep abreast of things.....
17:42 Tue 17th May 2016
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I've heard Philip Mould of the Antiques Roadshow can value sculpture pieces....
17:47 Tue 17th May 2016
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Marbellous!
17:51 Tue 17th May 2016
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you spelter that wrong, me tinks, fred....
17:57 Tue 17th May 2016

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