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chrisrob

Music anyone?

A director is screen testing Sylvestor Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger for a new film about classic composers. Not having figured out who to give which part to, he asks Sly who he would like to be....
10:45 Wed 08th Apr 20094 answers, last by squarebear 16:20 Wed 08th Apr 2009
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McMouse

A Nun goes into a Darts Club

She enters a competition and with her first dart hits treble 20. With her second dart she gets a single 20. With great concentration she aims for the double 20 but the dart hits the wire, rebounds and...
11:51 Wed 08th Apr 20092 answers, last by marval 12:40 Wed 08th Apr 2009
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McMouse

Two Pirate Captains meet up.

One says to the other "Where's your Buccaneers?" He replies "either side of my bucking head"
11:54 Wed 08th Apr 20092 answers, last by squarebear 15:59 Wed 08th Apr 2009
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DONNA1458

What job would suit my mum

My mum has always been a machinest she has had to give up due to having copd it is hard for her to lift the material, she wants to work but isn't really cut out to be in an office and can't stand for...
19:17 Tue 07th Apr 20096 answers, last by flyingpig 20:53 Wed 08th Apr 2009
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scrummyyummy

Shopping baskets with wheels

I've noticed some shops have started having plastic shopping baskets with wheels and 2 handles - one to carry as normal and one longer handle to pull/push it on wheels when it gets too heavy to carry....
23:34 Sun 05th Apr 20098 answers, last by marval 16:19 Tue 07th Apr 2009
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chrisrob

More medical daffynitions

Antepartum - When your father's sister goes home Anti-Body - Against everyone Atonic - Goes with your gin Bandages - The Rolling Stones Benign - What an eight-year-old wants to be Bolus - What...
10:51 Tue 07th Apr 20091 answer, last by marval 13:18 Tue 07th Apr 2009
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shanilisa

introducing a new partner into a divorced relationship

My ex husband is seeing someone and will not admit it to me, yet my son knows where she lives (by sight) and the name of her mother and step father (he is 2,5 years old!) My son has told me that she...
11:16 Mon 06th Apr 200920 answers, last by stepper 21:29 Sat 11th Apr 2009
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lilsecret

Love is all around

Little Melissa comes home from school and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. 'Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint, and we're Jewish,' she asks, 'Will...
00:08 Tue 07th Apr 20092 answers, last by lindylou16 20:32 Tue 07th Apr 2009
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dilligaf

One for Chris

IRISH MILLIONAIRE Mick, from Dublin, appeared on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 pounds. You've done very well so far,' said, Chris Tarrant,...
21:56 Mon 06th Apr 20093 answers, last by DEN53 20:22 Tue 07th Apr 2009
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HenryVIII

500th Anniversary

of my Ascension. Where are my gifts? Henry T
00:02 Tue 07th Apr 20095 answers, last by caththecrazy 00:30 Tue 07th Apr 2009
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marval

Blind Pilots

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way. The pilot and co-pilot finally appear in the rear of the plane...
18:51 Sun 05th Apr 20093 answers, last by johnny.5 21:10 Mon 06th Apr 2009
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gossipgirl

getting married?

partner and i have discussed getting married and i would like to get married abroad somewhere to save money but he will NOT fly! weve always talked about going on a cruise though, does anyone know if...
15:48 Wed 01st Apr 20098 answers, last by marval 16:37 Mon 06th Apr 2009
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NoMercy

What's in a name?

Do you have any idea what your name really means? Where its origins lie? Do you wish your parents had chosen otherwise? My real name is teutonic/German (Strange, considering my Jewish ancestory). It...
16:08 Mon 06th Apr 200968 answers, last by chinadog 17:59 Mon 06th Apr 2009
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chrisrob

Medical daffynitions

Acute: Opposite of an ugly Adenoma - What you say to your mother when you don't know the answer Aerobe - A garment worn around the house Alimentary - What Holmes said to Watson Anally - Occurring...
12:22 Mon 06th Apr 20092 answers, last by tangojoe 21:26 Mon 06th Apr 2009
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marval

Ballooning

Three balloons Daddy balloon, Mummy balloon and Baby balloon. Daddy balloon said to Baby balloon, look son, you are much too old to sleep with mummy and daddy, you will have to sleep in you're own...
12:25 Sun 05th Apr 20094 answers, last by marval 11:35 Mon 06th Apr 2009
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chrisrob

Identical twins

A woman had twins, and gave them up for adoption. One of them went to a family in Egypt and was named "Amal." The other went to a family in Spain who named him "Juan." Years later, Juan sent a picture...
11:02 Mon 06th Apr 20096 answers, last by chrisrob 08:42 Tue 07th Apr 2009
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nix-j-c

foreigner goes into american shop.

a foreigner visiting america wants to buy his family a present. he sees this shop that says that there is a sale on and decides to go in. but when he looks at all the products there are no reduction...
18:43 Sun 05th Apr 20095 answers, last by joggerjayne 09:28 Mon 06th Apr 2009
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coccinelle

A girdle?

This question came to mind when I was watching Mrs Obama this week. For the past few years I've been struggling to keep my figure, notably a waistline. This week I've notice Michele Obama wears a...
23:19 Sat 04th Apr 200957 answers, last by coccinelle 15:32 Fri 10th Apr 2009
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no-knowledge

i can only see sane people thread

well are you sane?
23:32 Sat 04th Apr 2009108 answers, last by caththecrazy 01:12 Sun 05th Apr 2009
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bellmoore4

absent father for 2 yrs.now wants to see 3 year old.

My neice was with her partner a few yrs when she fell pregnant. baby was 1. when he went mad and smashed house up,beating her.all in front of baby.She kicked him out,but said he could continue to see...
17:06 Sat 04th Apr 20093 answers, last by bellmoore4 20:46 Sun 05th Apr 2009

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