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r.i.p.

Dear Jackie, I am so sorry to hear about your daughter Jade. I can't stop thinking about her little boys. All my love, Garry Glitter.
15:19 Fri 10th Apr 20097 answers, last by BilluSugger 17:44 Fri 10th Apr 2009
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One for Chris

IRISH MILLIONAIRE Mick, from Dublin, appeared on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 pounds. You've done very well so far,' said, Chris Tarrant,...
21:56 Mon 06th Apr 20093 answers, last by DEN53 20:22 Tue 07th Apr 2009
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Welcome to England

A starving asylum seeker is greeted at Dover by a good fairy who grants him three wishes. He says "I'm hungry" KA-POW, a full banquet table appears. He says "I want a nice house" KA-POW, a mansion...
16:05 Mon 06th Apr 20092 answers, last by chinadog 01:18 Tue 07th Apr 2009
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Going home.

Paddy phones Aer Lingus to book a ticket to Dublin. Booking clerk asks Paddy how many are travelling with him. After a pause Paddy replies, "I don't know, it's your ******* plane"
11:38 Sun 05th Apr 20092 answers, last by No221 21:37 Mon 06th Apr 2009
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Australian & Kiwi

An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand , walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi "G'day,...
15:46 Sun 22nd Feb 20094 answers, last by Postdog 19:29 Sun 22nd Feb 2009
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Eating out (2nd part)

I said 'OK, but after you get it out, how do you put it back?' 'Well,' he whispered, 'I don't know about the others, but I use the spoon.'
14:12 Sun 22nd Feb 20091 answer, last by no-knowledge 14:18 Sun 22nd Feb 2009
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Eating out

For all of you who frequent restaurants and recognise the need for the service to be faster, this is a timeless lesson on how consultants can make a difference to an organisation. Last week, we took...
13:51 Sun 22nd Feb 20091 answer, last by no-knowledge 14:21 Sun 22nd Feb 2009
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Mothrtcare

Not a question, more of a comment on why large companies are going into administration. I recently ordered on line from Mothercare a cot mattress for ?99.99 and attempted to use a widely distributed...
22:47 Wed 07th Jan 20093 answers, last by Ethel 10:11 Thu 08th Jan 2009
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Car Insurance

Having read many insurance postings involving rta's where the person posting "was not to blame" or as often stated "it was the other drivers fault". Wouldn't it be interesting reading to have a...
18:43 Sun 10th Aug 20084 answers, last by Segilla 17:39 Tue 19th Aug 2008
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The Pope

The Pope After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, and He doesn't travel light, the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb 'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says...
17:21 Thu 07th Aug 20088 answers, last by dilligaf 18:08 Sun 10th Aug 2008
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Rising cost of oil.

BBC have reported that petrol stations will start playing porn movies at their pumps so you can see someone else getting fckued at the same time as you.
20:17 Wed 11th Jun 20082 answers, last by Lakitu 14:51 Thu 12th Jun 2008
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One too many

Bloke walks into a pub and asks for a pint of anything except stella. Barman asks what's wrong with stella? Bloke said...well I had 12 pints of stella last night and when I got home i was fcuking...
16:59 Tue 10th Jun 20081 answer, last by ChuckFickens 17:03 Tue 10th Jun 2008
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The Labour Party.

The Labour Party has decided to change its logo from a rose to a condom believing it more accurately reflects their policies. This is because a condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys...
16:17 Tue 03rd Jun 20084 answers, last by Papaleekie 18:21 Fri 06th Jun 2008
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Water leak

Several months ago we had a water leak in the bathroom which resulted in the downstairs toilet floor getting very wet. We have now decided to renew the vinyl on the toilet floor but after lifting the...
19:51 Mon 02nd Jun 20084 answers, last by dilligaf 10:16 Thu 05th Jun 2008
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The phone call

Just heard this today and it made me laugh. It may be a copy of a previous posting , if so I apologise but hope it will bring a chuckle to others who may not have heard it before. THE PERFECT HUSBAND...
19:55 Sun 01st Jun 20081 answer, last by devil99 21:53 Mon 02nd Jun 2008
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One for the oldies.

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day the wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for...
10:47 Sat 17th May 20083 answers, last by shaking 23:59 Sat 24th May 2008
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A joke?

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed,...
18:15 Thu 15th May 20083 answers, last by fagidill 01:40 Sun 25th May 2008
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Bargains

Patrick & Shamus away from home for the first time on a visit to London. They spot a shop, Suits ?10....... Trousers ?5............. Shirts ?2. Shamus said "Patrick, there's a bargain, lets buy the...
16:38 Wed 30th Apr 2008
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The Irish again.

Two Irish hunters hired a pilot to fly them both to Canada to hunt moose. They bagged six. As they started loading them onto the plane for the return trip, the pilot said the plane could take only...
23:09 Sun 27th Apr 20081 answer, last by Whickerman 21:26 Mon 28th Apr 2008

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