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Five secrets of a perfect relationship.

1. It is important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans and has a good job. 2. It is important to have a woman who makes you laugh. 3. It is important to have a woman who you can trust and...
19:13 Tue 17th Jul 20071 answer, last by wizard69 10:38 Thu 19th Jul 2007
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Stainless steel sinks.

(Sorry, posted in home and garden. Probably better off here?) Just having one installed. It's the type with a half bowl and removable strainer which is next to the main sink. We are having a waste...
19:00 Tue 17th Jul 20072 answers, last by sense4all 01:13 Fri 20th Jul 2007
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Stainless steel sink.

Just having one installed. It's the type with a half bowl and removable strainer which is next to the main sink. We are having a waste disposal unit fitted, the problem is should the waste disposal be...
18:56 Tue 17th Jul 20075 answers, last by dilligaf 11:55 Wed 18th Jul 2007
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Its that time of year again.

Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. He reluctantly agrees. Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks his dad what is Love Juice? Dad looked horrified then sat down and gave Billy a long...
15:55 Sun 08th Jul 20072 answers, last by rugeleyboy 23:10 Sat 14th Jul 2007
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Came far too early.

Man goes to the doctors having problems with premature ejaculation. Doctor tells him when you feel you are going to come give yourself a fright by firing a starter pistol in the air to prolong sex,...
15:47 Sun 08th Jul 20073 answers, last by leenakiri 14:00 Fri 02nd Dec 2011
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Another doctor joke.

Eight doctors: three car bombs, no deaths. Harold Shipman: one doctor, one syringe, 300 deaths. Makes you almost proud to be English.
16:26 Sat 07th Jul 20072 answers, last by Neilzulu1 09:02 Mon 09th Jul 2007
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What have pikeys and cigarettes got in common.

They both stink like fcuk, , come in packs of 10 & 20 and are banned from every pub in England.
16:36 Fri 06th Jul 20075 answers, last by flip_flop 09:48 Mon 09th Jul 2007
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Another car bomb.

The Met Police found a car bomb outside Finsbury Park Mosque. Luckily they were able to push it inside before it went off.
16:33 Fri 06th Jul 20072 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 10:46 Thu 04th Oct 2007
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A blonde joke.

It was only after paddy explained that his wellies had L&R on them to tell him which foot they go on, that the blonde realized why she had C&A on her thong.
14:12 Wed 04th Jul 20077 answers, last by Panic Button 07:12 Fri 06th Jul 2007
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Good old Ronald

MacDonalds have announced the introduction of their new Flamin MacMuslim Burger, but regret its currently only available at the Glasgow Drive thru.
14:00 Wed 04th Jul 20078 answers, last by Neilzulu1 09:46 Tue 10th Jul 2007
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Sticky subject.

43 people have been found glued to the ceiling and walls of a Dublin railway station. Police believe its the Irish Muslims setting off the first No More Nails bomb.
12:50 Wed 04th Jul 20074 answers, last by stewey 02:23 Thu 05th Jul 2007
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Vacancies

Pat and Seamus were walking the sreets of Kilburn when they see a sign: TREE FELLERS WANTED. Pat said it's a shame Mick wasn't here, we could have applied for that.
21:23 Tue 03rd Jul 20071 answer, last by cazzrob 01:33 Wed 04th Jul 2007
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No smoking

I know the anti smoking lobby are a force to be reckoned with but its a bit harsh arresting Michael Barrymore just for putting a fag out in his pool !!
14:03 Mon 02nd Jul 20072 answers, last by Marvelman 22:12 Tue 03rd Jul 2007
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Nicotine patches

Two gays in a toilet. One notices a nicotine patch on the others willy. Do they really work he asks? The other replied...Yes..I'm down to two butts a day.
18:53 Fri 29th Jun 20071 answer, last by rugeleyboy 14:17 Mon 02nd Jul 2007
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Aussies.

A Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London to Melbourne, Australia. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Aussie asked for a large rum and coke, with ice,...
15:40 Wed 20th Jun 20073 answers, last by rugeleyboy 15:43 Fri 29th Jun 2007
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A sticky end.

The buxom blonde masseuse realized her client was getting very excited when she saw the large bulge appearing in the towel draped over his midriff. She whispered in his ear............Would you like a...
21:39 Tue 19th Jun 2007

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