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Bad Storms

Bad storms are affecting trade with Asian countries. A freighter bound for Liverpool. with a cargo of yo-yos got caught in a particularly violent storm. It sank sixty five times but kept on coming up....
19:38 Thu 30th Jan 20201 answer, last by Patsy33 19:43 Thu 30th Jan 2020
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A Band

Paddy and Mick are on a cruise together. Mick says "it's awful quiet on deck tonight, no one around at all." Paddy says "I bet everyone's gone to watch the band.” Mick said "band? There is no band...
00:07 Thu 30th Jan 20204 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:51 Thu 30th Jan 2020
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Conversation

Two Hindu swamis were in conversation. One said to the other, "How did you like my latest book, 'The Art of Levitation'?" His companion replied, "It kept me up all night."...
20:48 Wed 29th Jan 20203 answers, last by maggiebee 22:43 Wed 29th Jan 2020
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How Long?

A young American tourist goes on a guided tour of a creepy old Scottish castle. At the end of the tour the guide asks her how she enjoyed it. She admits to being a bit worried about seeing a ghost in...
19:27 Wed 29th Jan 20203 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:06 Thu 30th Jan 2020
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Divorce

A man in Birmingham, filed for divorce because his wife left him a note on the refrigerator that read: "I have gone to the bridge club. There will be a recipe for your dinner at 7 o'clock on Channel...
18:41 Mon 27th Jan 20203 answers, last by Ellipsis 18:46 Mon 27th Jan 2020
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Lord Of The Manor

The Lord of the manor returned from his grouse hunt quite a bit earlier than expected. He entered the master bedroom to change, and found her Ladyship making passionate love to Sir Archibald Carpley....
20:07 Sun 26th Jan 20203 answers, last by Patsy33 20:23 Sun 26th Jan 2020
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I Bought

I bought a new computer at the weekend. As soon as I switched it on it started to play the piano and sing "Hometown Glory." It's a Dell....
18:39 Sun 26th Jan 202010 answers, last by fiction-factory 21:45 Sun 26th Jan 2020
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Would You Cross This Bridge?

I don't drive, but even if I did I would not feel confident crossing this bridge. I wonder who on here would give it a go. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qGQOntvzXo...
16:27 Fri 24th Jan 202031 answers, last by THECORBYLOON 01:54 Sun 26th Jan 2020
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Did You?

Did you hear about the woman who sued her husband for being careless in his appearance? Apparently he hadn't shown up at home for 15 years....
17:37 Wed 22nd Jan 20202 answers, last by Mamyalynne 18:14 Wed 22nd Jan 2020
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I Hope

Harry, after his retirement volunteered to entertain patients in hospitals. He would go from one hospital to another in the city and always carried his guitar with him. He would crack jokes and would...
19:21 Tue 21st Jan 20204 answers, last by Chipchopper 23:37 Tue 21st Jan 2020
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My Husband

My husband has left me. I gave him the wrong coffee this morning. He said it was grounds for divorce....
19:12 Thu 09th Jan 20206 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:53 Fri 10th Jan 2020
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Sliced Cucumber

After trying many fruits and vegetables in my kids lunch, their favourite by far was sliced cucumber. I don’t know if it was them or our fridge, but they only really stayed fresh for a few days....
15:16 Sat 04th Jan 20205 answers, last by zebo 15:40 Sun 05th Jan 2020
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Happy New Year Everyone

A drunk man comes inside a pub and says, "Happy New Year everybody." The barman says, "We are in June you drunk man." The drunk man says, "Oh my god my wife is going to kill me I have never been so...
19:18 Tue 31st Dec 20191 answer, last by emmie 19:19 Tue 31st Dec 2019
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Call In

If you forget to take your meal out of the freezer. Call in the superhero to tackle it. Leave it to Thor....
16:00 Sun 29th Dec 20194 answers, last by Chipchopper 18:10 Sun 29th Dec 2019
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A Big Fight

A young boy came home from school and told his mother. "I had a big fight with my classmate.” “He called me a sissy." The mother asked, "What did you do?" The boy replied, "I hit him with my...
18:43 Sat 28th Dec 20194 answers, last by stocksman 12:00 Sun 29th Dec 2019
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Am I?

A young girl says to her boyfriend. ”'You are the first man I have ever been with.” “Am I your first?” “Possibly, “the boyfriend says. “Were you in Weston-Super-Mare in 1993?”...
14:28 Sat 28th Dec 20193 answers, last by Bazile 20:31 Sat 28th Dec 2019
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It Is That Time Again

Prinderella And The Cince For The Drunk Among Us This is a stairy fory. Tonce upon a wime there was a gritty little pearl named Prinderella. She lived with her two sisty uglers and her nicked...
00:28 Wed 25th Dec 20199 answers, last by maggiebee 12:48 Wed 25th Dec 2019
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One Two Three

While leaving a grocery store, a customer dropped a bag of flour. A man ran to pick it up. “Don’t bother, young man,” said the customer. “It’s self-raising.” A cruise ship passes by a...
16:48 Mon 23rd Dec 20192 answers, last by maggiebee 17:59 Tue 24th Dec 2019
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The Best Christmas Turkey Recipe.

Late Christmas eve, place turkey in a deep roasting pan. Pour over 1 bottle of rum, 1 bottle of brandy, 1 bottle of whiskey. Cook over night on a low heat. On Christmas morning, remove from the oven...
16:38 Sun 22nd Dec 20194 answers, last by Theland 20:58 Sun 22nd Dec 2019
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Some Musical Christmas Advice

Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season. When you have time to check out Verdi good bargains are. You can still get gifts Faure good price, and not have to Handel large crowds. This...
22:54 Thu 19th Dec 20197 answers, last by Hopkirk 21:53 Fri 20th Dec 2019

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