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Your Valentine Poem ?

My love is like my red ed nose All raw with snot and mankie But its my tail that will surprise you most As it use it for my hankie Love Nessie x...
09:03 Fri 14th Feb 201433 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:05 Fri 14th Feb 2014
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What Is Your Greatest Valentine Song And Why?

http://youtu.be/ANW4jnrBN8o This is mine as I was singing it live on stage the first night I met Mrs Nessie 14 years ago. Nessie x Have a lovely time this Friday folks !...
09:18 Tue 11th Feb 201411 answers, last by paddywak 10:51 Tue 11th Feb 2014
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Animal Troubles ?

There were these two dogs in a vet's waiting room, each eyeing the other suspiciously. One of them turns to the other. "What are you here for?" he asks. "Well," replies the other, "I was feeling...
16:58 Sat 01st Feb 20142 answers, last by cupid04 17:02 Sat 01st Feb 2014
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Merry Christmas To You All Folks !

I'm off to Edinburgh with Mrs Nessie to bring in the New Year on Princes Street. She has recover from her cancer and radiotherapy see's the surgeon in January again. Tail crossed ? And I hope you have...
16:15 Wed 25th Dec 20137 answers, last by choux 19:09 Thu 26th Dec 2013
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Do Freeview Hd Recorders Have The Ability To Upgrade You Standard Hd Ready Tv When In Use?

Or do need to have an Freeview HD + Television. Can anyone help folks, do you have a recorder. Thanks Nessie :)...
13:31 Tue 17th Dec 20137 answers, last by LochNessMonster 12:52 Wed 18th Dec 2013
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Whats The Name Of This Product Advertised On Tv Folks.

Tablets that helps you get to sleep, cat falls of sofa the end of advert....
12:38 Fri 22nd Nov 20132 answers, last by mccfluff 12:43 Fri 22nd Nov 2013
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See How This Goes Folks ! What Else Should Be Blocked For The Web ?

As the government cracks down on child and adult porn sites. What else should they ban?...
09:13 Mon 18th Nov 201310 answers, last by wolf63 13:38 Mon 18th Nov 2013
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What Song Sums You Up And Why ?

Here is mine for obvious reasons. You'll never find a Nessie in a Zoo. Enjoy ! http://youtu.be/27oxkSYFFbg...
13:40 Fri 15th Nov 201319 answers, last by tiggerblue10 18:37 Fri 15th Nov 2013
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Home Sick - Song For All Us Scots Abroad.

Have had to spend a few days south and missing my Inverness, back at weekend. Here's a wee song from back hame. Wild Mountainside - Eddi Reader ( Brings a tear to a glass eye)...
13:13 Fri 08th Nov 201342 answers, last by guilliebrougues 18:21 Sun 17th Nov 2013
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Burgerking - Has Anyone Tried Their New Fries ?

Got some today thought they were super loads better that the over salted rubbish you get at another famous fast food company? Think they clown around?...
14:56 Mon 04th Nov 20133 answers, last by Dee Sa 19:16 Mon 04th Nov 2013
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Hold The Press ?

Now lets see southern England gets heavy rain, hurricane winds, and floods and its headline news. Its like this every other week in Loch Ness and it so cold too. Wimps ! Come to mind. Nessie :- p...
14:15 Mon 28th Oct 201313 answers, last by nungate 15:04 Mon 28th Oct 2013
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Lost His Way ?

A guy walks up to a beautiful woman in a shopping centre . "Excuse me" he says "But I've lost my wife here somewhere and I can't find her. Could you please help me?" "What do you need me to do?" asks...
10:11 Sun 27th Oct 20131 answer, last by jim360 10:31 Sun 27th Oct 2013
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Surpise Surpise ( Adult Joke)

This young lady goes into a tattoo parlour and explains to the bloke inside that she wants a tattoo put on her southern region? The bloke say's "That's okay, but I'll need to numb it first" The lady...
10:01 Sun 27th Oct 20134 answers, last by cupid04 01:22 Mon 28th Oct 2013
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Joke - Birds Problem ?

A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They...
09:17 Sun 13th Oct 20138 answers, last by Baldric 17:42 Sun 13th Oct 2013
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Joke - A Interesting Job Vacancy?

Fellow goes to the jobcentre to look for work and his adviser tells him that there is a job for a assistant gynaecologist in Glasgow. He says "What does the job entail" And his adviser explains that...
09:11 Sun 13th Oct 20133 answers, last by murraymints 09:26 Sun 13th Oct 2013
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Mrs Nessie Update Folks

She is recovering well has further backup treatment soon for her cancer. She sends you all her love. http://www.flickr.com/photos/21684261@N04/with/10203290996/ If link works you'll see she with my...
08:33 Fri 11th Oct 201315 answers, last by Dee Sa 00:29 Sat 12th Oct 2013
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Update - Mrs Nessie

She is back home after her operation for breast cancer, we find out if any other treatment is required next week, tails crossed? Thanks or all your kind words of support that have touched her. Once...
08:33 Fri 04th Oct 201321 answers, last by DaisyNonna 23:19 Fri 04th Oct 2013
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Update Folks - Mrs Nessie Operation

Mrs Nessie back in ward after operation for breast cancer, she has taken some water but is sleeping just now. Will visit her tonight ( In Disguise) after all I'm shy ? Thanks for all your kind words...
15:05 Fri 27th Sep 201327 answers, last by pusskin 13:13 Sat 28th Sep 2013
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Another One

Bloke goes into his local library and asks if they have a book on suicides. The librarian says No, as know one returns any the book they had....
14:16 Sat 14th Sep 20136 answers, last by marval 16:14 Sat 14th Sep 2013
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Not A Hard Case

Fellow goes into bookshop and asks do you have a book on suffocation. The sales assistant said Yes, sir ! Would you like a bag with it....
14:13 Sat 14th Sep 20135 answers, last by excelsior-1 15:55 Sat 14th Sep 2013

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