Lost His Way ?

[LochNessMonster]

A guy walks up to a beautiful woman in a shopping centre .

"Excuse me" he says "But I've lost my wife here somewhere and I can't find her. Could you please help me?"

"What do you need me to do?" asks the woman.

"Just stand here and talk to me" the man replies.

"How's that going to help?" she asks

"I don't know exactly, but every time I talk to a woman with boobs like yours, my wife appears out of no where!"

[jim360]

Bet he wants to get lost rather often!