Your Valentine Poem ?

[LochNessMonster]

My love is like my red ed nose
All raw with snot and mankie
But its my tail that will surprise you most
As it use it for my hankie


Love Nessie x

[humbersloop]

I love your face, I love your smile,
I love to watch you walking
why was it, then, in rapid style,
you had me done for stalking?

[DTCwordfan]

You're sucrose, you're glucose,
You're fructose and more,
From your head to your tiny feet...
Which are stuck to the floor.

You're a Bounty's, you're a Snickers,
You're sweet English Toffee.
If you spit in my cup,
You'll just sweeten my coffee.

I love you so much
That I'm getting frenetic,
But I can't even kiss you,
'cause I'm a diabetic.

[whiskeryron]

I loved you when I met you
Now time's in speedy move
You've put a lot of weight on
But all the more to love.

WR.

[scorpiojo]

I tried to write a poem
But found it rather hard
You really don't deserve one
Where's my bl00dy card?!

[ChillDoubt]

Roses are grey
Violets are grey
I'm a dog

[whiskeryron]

Roes are red, Violets are blue
I've seen them drying on the line
So I know that this is true.

WR.

[mrs_overall]

The Builder is my AB man
He doesn't suffer fools.
He's witty, handsome and best of all
He comes complete with tools

[Zacs-Master]

Mrs O, why didn't you put the next two lines:

He sorts my problems with his cunning
He's even tinkered with my plumbing

??

[DaisyNonna]

Roses are expensive
Violets in short supply
No flowers then for me today
And poems make me cry

[cupid04]

All the cards that were written on the shelf
Can't tell you how I feel
And this love I have in my heart
No one could ever steal
To put my feelings into words
Would be too hard to do
But the three words that I'll always say
Will be I love you!

[Baby_Sham]

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I've got a knife
Get in the van


No..? :P

[DTCwordfan]

The Valentine's Day card for the Ex.

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
I'm so happy
Since I got rid of you.

Valentine gift for Exs:

Nothing better than receiving on Valentine's Day a bouquet of finalised divorce papers.

A stinger of a card to an Ex...

Don't be upset that you are single on Valentine's Day...
Nobody else loves you on every day of the rest of the year too.