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Cashback Websites, Are They Really Worth The Hassle ?

They get to keep all the information on what you buy for what ? A lousy 1%. Whats your view folks, have they worked for you and if so give them a name check. Thanks for you views. Nessie LNM x...
14:46 Fri 28th Dec 20122 answers, last by SIRandyraven 21:29 Fri 28th Dec 2012
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Hard Times Ahead ?

This farmer's ram dies just before lambing season. So he phones his neighbour who is also a famer and asks him how much would it cost him to buy a ram from him. He reply's £3000 ! the bloke say's he...
13:02 Wed 26th Dec 20121 answer, last by marval 13:35 Wed 26th Dec 2012
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What Are You Having For Christmas Dinner ?

Turkey, Goose, Steak or something else and are you having spouts like me ? Merry Christmas to you all folks.Nessie LNM Inverness Scotland x...
09:08 Mon 24th Dec 201250 answers, last by flump1 18:02 Tue 25th Dec 2012
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The Wife's Christmas Present ?

She asked me for loads of diamonds. So I've bought her a pack of cards ?...
08:59 Mon 24th Dec 201228 answers, last by Jules001 16:21 Mon 24th Dec 2012
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Can You Advice Folks, Ebay Problem ?

Ebay member has bought item for me via Paypal and funds have been placed in my sellers account. Problem is I can fins how I get my funds into my bank account or to use if I wish to buy of another...
14:12 Thu 20th Dec 20125 answers, last by sandraperera 17:30 Mon 14th Jan 2013
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Problems with PC can you advice folks ?

Runs on Vista washaving problems and had started a system restore selected date and was working until power cut in household. On power restoring booted up Pc again but after selecting window start...
13:09 Fri 09th Nov 20122 answers, last by fender62 12:05 Sat 10th Nov 2012
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Not his day ?

Did you hear the one about the dyslexic drug addict ? He went to a nightclub and ask the dealer for some G's !...
11:07 Sun 28th Oct 20122 answers, last by RATTER15 22:57 Mon 29th Oct 2012
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Calender shops, do you buy before New year or after ?

I personally wait till after New year, what about you ?
08:32 Sat 27th Oct 201227 answers, last by jno 14:33 Sat 27th Oct 2012
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Power companies to be forced to offer lowest tarrif to customers ?

Should I have posted this under - News, Jokes, Gaming or Puzzles !
12:49 Thu 18th Oct 20126 answers, last by anotheoldgit 16:44 Thu 18th Oct 2012
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When Adele becomes Number 1 is afternoon, it wil be the first James Bond song to reach the top of the charts?

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12:19 Sun 07th Oct 201213 answers, last by joggerjayne 21:44 Sun 07th Oct 2012
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Cheer me up folks. got the worst illness of all "Man Flu" ?

Sneezing, sore throat, and fingers hurt when I'm type on the keyboard. Nessie :-(...
08:56 Sat 06th Oct 201221 answers, last by LochNessMonster 12:05 Sun 07th Oct 2012
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Do we really need Facebook etc ?

When you see the S***e that some people say about others and the pain they can cause. Yes, it brings joy to others but could there be another way?...
13:16 Thu 04th Oct 201242 answers, last by em10 16:25 Thu 04th Oct 2012
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Will that be all ?

Old woman goes into her local supermarket where a young girls is serving at the counter, and say's "Can I have 36 tins of cat food please" The girls reply's " You must have a lot of...
13:30 Wed 03rd Oct 20124 answers, last by Starbuckone 21:02 Wed 03rd Oct 2012
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Irish women takes two contraceptive pills at once ?

So she could be sure to be sure .
13:05 Wed 03rd Oct 201231 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 22:53 Wed 03rd Oct 2012
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Ladies, Where is the best place to buy new jacket for the gaffer ?

Needs to be 24- 26 Uk size as she has heavy bones ? Please help as 22 is tight on her curves, thanks for any help, as the place I suggested got me a hit with the rolling pin. Nessie :-(...
14:05 Mon 01st Oct 201210 answers, last by askyourgran 20:19 Mon 01st Oct 2012
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What are you all doing today?

I am leaving shortly to go to the Moray Firth to swim with the bottlenose dolphins. Hope they will some quite close to me and the wife.
09:01 Sat 29th Sep 201249 answers, last by Dickythecook 10:14 Mon 01st Oct 2012
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Jungle Quest !

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for sex. "What's that?" he asked. She explained to...
13:20 Thu 20th Sep 20127 answers, last by tonyav 12:38 Fri 21st Sep 2012
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On the buses ?

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh! " The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man...
13:16 Thu 20th Sep 20123 answers, last by magicmick 13:26 Thu 20th Sep 2012
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Holy smoke ?

A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out out his...
13:15 Thu 20th Sep 20122 answers, last by mike11111 00:07 Fri 21st Sep 2012
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Do you get on well with you mother in-law ?

I'm never good enough for her daughter. You know when she visits my home when the mice throw themselves onto the mousetraps. Nessie :)...
07:27 Sat 15th Sep 201224 answers, last by karenmac60 21:22 Sat 15th Sep 2012

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