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An old man hands over £50 to the turnstyle operator at Ibrox Park Man: Two please. Turnstyle Operator: Sir, will that be Defenders or Strikers?...
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When I open a window and place the mouse anywhere near it it auto selects, can you switch this off folks, if so how ?
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This always seems to happen when your in a department store ? I hide, as I shy ? Nessie TLNM...
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This is ours, as I was singing it on stage the night we met 12 years ago ? ...
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Thought this would be a good question to raise for us all on Answerbank
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The Catholic type, which supports the masses. The Salvation Army type, lifts up the fallen. The Baptist type, makes mountains out of mole hills. The Scientology type, propped up by a lot of money...
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Seen one in her 50's yesterday and she bent forward you could see all the way up to Easter? (Holy Week) Was taken aback, I will have to visit a shrink for the next few weeks now !...
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Was on local buses yesterday and the amount of junk left on seats and passageway was terrible. McDonalds boxes, plastic bottles and old bits of food. yuck! Even a heavy boned mother came on with her...
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I just love Italian food. 0 :- p Went to local Chinese restaurant the other night, and they tried to sell me a new cook book ? It was called 101 ways to wok your dog ?...
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It just that some people will eat the food and only complain afterwards. As for myself, I go up to the bar and ask for a refund, then leave....
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Mine is haggis, just love the taste. Nessie 0:- p...
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Was he buried 6 down and 3 across ?
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Best listened with volume up ! Rocker Nessie !...
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And if it was for a fashion magazine were would you like the staples to go
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When I go to shops sometimes I tease the assistant like below. Matalan - "Would sir like to keep the clothes hanger" - "Is it cheaper if I don't take them ?" Clarkes shoes -...
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Mine has to be Irn Bru. Fact = Cola sells less that Irn Bru here in Scotland its the only country in the world not be ruled by Coca Cola or Pepsi. Nessie TLNM...
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Its because have never seen any rabbits wearing glasses ?
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Mine is beef flavour and of course they have to be with my name, MONSTER MUNCH ! Nessie TLNM...
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Mine is a Greggs Steak Bake. puts me off eating tourists for a few hours. Nessie 0 :-p...
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Increased by an average of almost 6%. Is it get to expensive to travel by rail.

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