Irish women takes two contraceptive pills at once ?

[LochNessMonster]

So she could be sure to be sure .

[Jennykenny]

So am I and you should be ashamed of yourself for perpetuating the Irish myth that we are all stupid.

[tonyav]

It's a joke jenny,thats all. And sibton is far from stupid.

[Psybbo]

Thanks Tony, Jenny if anyone believes that Irish myth, I have never met him/her

[Jennykenny]

I have no idea what a sibton is but he/she should have a go at Jewish jokes, Muslim jokes, African/American jokes and see how they are received.

[DTCwordfan]

Didn't know you were that bigoted, jennyk.......grow up

sibton is anything but stupid and gives as much, if not more, than she gets. One of the reasons we appreciate and love her.

[Psybbo]

DT thank you I've been so upset, even asks the mods to remove my answers xxx

[DTCwordfan]

No need to be, sibs. My take on it is very simple; if you can't take or make a joke against your own people, then you ain't got a sense of humour. I have cracked enough jokes about the Cornish over here...... for example, Redruth has the highest number of bakers per thousand in the UK. Because they are all in bred.

You give as good as you get, if not more.

Now the Welsh, there's another matter. Perhaps Jenny should move there?

[Jeza]

How to confuse an Irish man. Offering him two shovels and tell him to take his pick. It's only a joke, lighten up.

[DTCwordfan]

Put him in the barrel and tell him to piss in the corner.

Cornish version: Give him a stick of miner's dynamite, light it for him in his hands and tell him to stand back.

[DTCwordfan]

What's the difference between a Cornish girl and a Cornish boy - or a Eire girl or boy?

The girl has the higher sperm count...............