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marval

Put down

Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear? "She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible...
18:24 Sun 07th Nov 20103 answers, last by lankeela 23:56 Mon 08th Nov 2010
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Jemisa

What to do next.?

A dog lover, whose dog was a female and 'in heat,' agreed to look after her neighbor's male dog while he was away on vacation. She had a large house and believed that she could keep the dogs apart ......
15:55 Fri 05th Nov 20103 answers, last by yelenots 23:12 Fri 05th Nov 2010
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ammms01

Which of these should I wear to a November wedding?

I am going to a wedding tomorrow and have two dresses I could wear but cant decide which dress to to go for. One is a french connection strapless dress which is black and bright pink. I have matching...
13:19 Fri 05th Nov 201027 answers, last by dress 04:25 Sat 18th Dec 2010
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lindylou16

He is very down any ideas?

He is depressed because he has been having trouble finding a girl friend. Well the final straw was yesterday, he went shopping in Tesco and bought some condoms. When he was at the self service check...
14:02 Fri 05th Nov 201014 answers, last by juandelacruz 10:27 Sat 06th Nov 2010
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Bmw-Rider

caught doing 102 mph on the A9 in a 60 mph zone

driving north on the a9 in the 60 mph zone stopped by the police just wondering what might happen ?
22:34 Mon 01st Nov 2010154 answers, last by lindylou16 11:01 Wed 03rd Nov 2010
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lindylou16

I Failed

At a recent job interview I was asked if I could give an example of a time I'd multi-tasked. I thought drinking and driving was a really good answer....
19:32 Tue 02nd Nov 20109 answers, last by mike11111 20:38 Tue 02nd Nov 2010
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marval

Some more church bloopers

1. The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning. 2. The eighth graders will be prsenting...
20:36 Mon 01st Nov 20106 answers, last by marval 09:11 Tue 02nd Nov 2010
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chattykatie

Hi Im a new user

Just thought id say hello since I've just made an account and will be using this site for general chit chat :)
01:12 Sat 30th Oct 201031 answers, last by andy-hughes 18:57 Sat 30th Oct 2010
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lindylou16

Undecided!!

I'm considering becoming a mind reader. What are your thoughts?...
12:53 Tue 26th Oct 201014 answers, last by lindylou16 21:45 Fri 29th Oct 2010
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misslideaway

Its a longshot, but if I describe a dress I've seen- can anyone tell me where its from?

I've seen a beautiful dress on two different girls on a night out 3 weeks ago and I'm struggling to find it. Its a black one shoulder dress, the top section of the dress is black mesh/ chiffon with...
21:15 Fri 29th Oct 20108 answers, last by lindylou16 21:37 Fri 29th Oct 2010
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lindylou16

Getting old ,Not for me

My grandad is like spiderman, he doesn't have any superpowers he just can't get out of the bath.
21:19 Fri 29th Oct 20102 answers, last by lindylou16 21:30 Fri 29th Oct 2010
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docspock

Vicar books into hotel and asks if the porn channel is disabled.

"No", says receptionist, just the normal able bodied stuff, pervert !
11:33 Wed 27th Oct 201010 answers, last by lindylou16 17:20 Wed 27th Oct 2010
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albalass

Can anyone identify this bird please?

i saw about 100 of these birds all on a grassy bank about 9 o'clock last night. same shape as a pigeon but slightly smaller. they were white with pale grey wings.
20:53 Mon 25th Oct 20109 answers, last by lindylou16 15:44 Tue 26th Oct 2010
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What goes 'Huh?', click, 'Huh?', click, 'Huh?', click, 'Huh?', click

Answer: The majority of the readers of Marvals "jokes"
14:51 Tue 26th Oct 20107 answers, last by mohill 01:22 Wed 27th Oct 2010
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marval

I want one

Swedish coal miners (Sven & Olaf) were down in the mine working. The noon whistle blew for lunch and Sven pulled out a thermos of hot coffee. Olaf looks at it and says, "Say, Sven, what have...
19:07 Mon 25th Oct 20104 answers, last by Avatar 11:38 Fri 29th Oct 2010
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McMouse

THREE DOGS AT THE VET...

Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck up a conversation. The Black Labrador turned to the yellow Labrador and said, " So why are you here ? " The yellow...
09:56 Mon 25th Oct 20104 answers, last by John21smith 12:51 Thu 21st Mar 2013
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RATTER15

Smells of urine.

What is 100 meters long and smells of urine? The queue outside the Cliff Richard concert....
21:17 Sun 24th Oct 20108 answers, last by Avatar 11:36 Fri 29th Oct 2010
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Butch

omegle , because i'm bored

and you lot ain't helping.
14:17 Sat 23rd Oct 20108 answers, last by sara3 17:47 Sat 23rd Oct 2010
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RATTER15

It happened in a care home!

A little old guy in his later years met this sweet old lady in the care home where they both lived. They went for slow little walks in the grounds and sat feeding the birds on the little bench in the...
09:13 Thu 21st Oct 20103 answers, last by lucca 12:16 Fri 22nd Oct 2010
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BertiWooster

Fight in Tesco's

I was attacked by a man with a bottle of milk and a packet of cheese , in Tesco's the other day . How dairy...
15:27 Thu 21st Oct 20107 answers, last by lindylou16 19:48 Thu 21st Oct 2010

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