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??? What does this mean.

Optimist dies in bath half full
13:00 Sun 16th Jan 20113 answers, last by douglas9401 15:13 Sun 16th Jan 2011
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pixi-

what can i cut a thin copper pipe with?

its one of those thin curtain rails that expand and i need to cut about half inch off.... i dont have a hacksaw and so far i have killed 2 pretty expensive hand saws, a pair of pretty expensive garden...
15:53 Fri 17th Dec 201046 answers, last by pixi- 23:37 Sat 18th Dec 2010
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nprestidge

Does anyone know the punchline to these one liners?

I’ve got a gun made out of a dozen pigs…. I was going to write my will today but I thought… My mums into role reversal. She… The other day I couldn’t decide whether to...
21:23 Thu 16th Dec 20104 answers, last by lindylou16 16:17 Fri 17th Dec 2010
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lindylou16

A cosmetic surgeon recently moved in to my sleepy little town.?

He raised a few eyebrows.
21:12 Mon 22nd Nov 20103 answers, last by samrony 06:58 Sat 05th Nov 2011
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lindylou16

Doing a bit of clearing up before

the weather turns frosty,got me thinking "why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets" Funny how the mind wanders when just pottering about....
21:53 Sat 20th Nov 20107 answers, last by albaqwerty 07:47 Mon 22nd Nov 2010
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lindylou16

Changing my PC

I am going to get a new PC Can i take all my stuff (ie bookmarks,saved e mails,photos and paswords ) from this PC to the new PC,or cannot this be done.
15:49 Sat 20th Nov 20105 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 16:15 Sat 20th Nov 2010
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Bobbisox

Joke of the Year?

JOKE OF THE YEAR 2010 Two women were sitting quietly together, minding their own business. Bobbs x...
11:25 Wed 17th Nov 201011 answers, last by piggynose 16:27 Fri 19th Nov 2010
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berniecuddles

michael jackson

What have Michael Jackson and Audley Harrison got in common? They both wore gloves for no reason!!...
12:28 Tue 16th Nov 20101 answer, last by lindylou16 19:44 Tue 16th Nov 2010
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craft1948

Bring back Carol.

I got aroused watching Countdown the other day........... Seven letters is quite good.............
23:04 Mon 15th Nov 20107 answers, last by mike11111 19:38 Tue 16th Nov 2010
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lindylou16

Copy and paste on one page?

Hello Can i copy different sections of a document and paste them into Word at one paste,, Or must i paste after each time i copy? Thnx...
12:32 Sun 14th Nov 20106 answers, last by NazNomad 16:29 Mon 15th Nov 2010
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craft1948

Houseproud?

Wife comes home early from work and finds hubby having a w**k in the kitchen. She rushes over and gives him the b j of his life. After it he says "We haven't had sex for six months and suddenly...
23:20 Fri 12th Nov 201012 answers, last by tinkerbell23 17:17 Tue 14th Feb 2012
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pauln90

Holy Moly

The Pope was having a shower. Although he's very strict about celibacy, he occasionally felt he needed to exercise the Papal wrist, and this happened to be one of those occasions. Just as he reached...
11:42 Fri 12th Nov 20101 answer, last by lindylou16 12:22 Fri 12th Nov 2010
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marval

Dog

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
19:46 Wed 10th Nov 20103 answers, last by lindylou16 11:59 Thu 11th Nov 2010
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lindylou16

From the Angling Times

An angler caught a lovely mullet while fishing on the Thames today. It must have blown off Peter Stringfellows head....
14:48 Wed 10th Nov 20103 answers, last by Butch 18:20 Wed 10th Nov 2010
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AB Editor

Having Problems With My Racing Snail

I've been having problems with my Racing Snail recently. He's just not winning races like he used to. A friend advised me to remove his shell, "It might make him go faster," he said,...
14:01 Wed 10th Nov 20108 answers, last by marval 19:33 Wed 10th Nov 2010
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lindylou16

Regular naps prevent old age....

.... especially if you take them whilst driving.
15:38 Tue 09th Nov 201010 answers, last by smudge 15:24 Fri 12th Nov 2010
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lindylou16

Working!!

I have a broccoli job at the nursing home. I just carry stools about all day....
20:06 Mon 08th Nov 20109 answers, last by NazNomad 16:46 Tue 09th Nov 2010
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lindylou16

Laugh i nearly did

Two Welsh guys were taking their first train trip. They opened their lunch boxes and both took out bananas, which they'd never seen before. The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just...
21:40 Mon 08th Nov 20108 answers, last by whiskeryron 18:16 Tue 09th Nov 2010
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lindylou16

Are Take That going to change their name --

I heard it will be Mayfair.
20:03 Mon 08th Nov 201018 answers, last by pinkilady 02:05 Tue 09th Nov 2010
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lindylou16

MEN ONLY PLEASE

Why are blow up dolls so UGLY
21:17 Sat 30th Oct 201019 answers, last by RATTER15 10:20 Mon 08th Nov 2010

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