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joko

how come not one mention or shot of russell brand?

as above cheers...
23:29 Fri 10th Sep 20106 answers, last by cazzz1975 20:51 Sat 11th Sep 2010
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PokerMan

My mate hangs around the corner of maps...

He's an absolute legend
08:12 Sat 11th Sep 20109 answers, last by ll_billym 13:23 Sun 12th Sep 2010
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laurababy

WHEN LOVE FADES.

WHEN LOVE FADES....... Last night I was watching TV on the sofa when I heard my wifes voice from the kitchen.'What would you like for dinner my Love? Chicken, beef or lamb?' I said, 'Thank you, I'll...
21:48 Wed 08th Sep 20101 answer, last by lindylou16 14:50 Thu 09th Sep 2010
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joggerjayne

I have daily sex ...

Oh, no ... hang on ... sorry ... ... dyslexia...
07:03 Thu 09th Sep 201029 answers, last by jackthehat 20:38 Wed 15th Sep 2010
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Bobbisox

it's only a ok joke folks

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No,...
22:49 Tue 07th Sep 201014 answers, last by grandpajoe 22:49 Wed 08th Sep 2010
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laurababy

SICK JOKE

A DAY ON THE SICK An employee who had a terrible history for taking time off phoned in again one Monday morning: "I'm sorry, but I'll not be able to come in today as I'm too sick." On...
15:07 Mon 06th Sep 20103 answers, last by lindylou16 10:26 Tue 07th Sep 2010
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laurababy

one armed bandit

A MOST UNUSUAL DEFENCE A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is...
22:45 Mon 06th Sep 20103 answers, last by lindylou16 09:53 Tue 07th Sep 2010
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lindylou16

Lost manual

Reset the clock on my built under Hotpoint oven. Thx
11:06 Mon 06th Sep 20102 answers, last by lindylou16 11:23 Mon 06th Sep 2010
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damax

the great ryanair rip off...be warned by these crooks and con artists

i booked a flight online, had my ref number written down, i producedd this at checkin the staff told me because i didnt print my boarding card off online the night before i had to pay £40 !!!!!...
12:50 Sat 04th Sep 201021 answers, last by lindylou16 17:58 Sun 05th Sep 2010
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marval

I'm not drunk

I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in the cellar and my wife insisted I empty the contents of each bottle down the sink, or else... After careful consideration, I reluctantly agreed and finally...
17:29 Sun 05th Sep 20105 answers, last by anneasquith 19:59 Wed 08th Sep 2010
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Bobbisox

how old are you?

Older Than Dirt Quiz: Count all the ones that you remember, not the ones you were told about. Ratings at the bottom. 1. Sweet cigarettes 2. Coffee shops with juke boxes 3. Home milk delivery in glass...
14:40 Sun 05th Sep 201089 answers, last by ttfn 21:18 Mon 06th Sep 2010
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zabado

Channel 4.

New to channel 4 next week !. Coming live and uninterrupted from Chile, 33 contestants, 4 months, 1 cave . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ....
09:48 Sun 05th Sep 20107 answers, last by philkool 00:01 Mon 06th Sep 2010
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ladyalex

Mad over Fifties Club

The Club is now open. What a delightful week we have had, climaxing in a glorious day at the local fruit and flower show where lordalex's onions failed to impress the judges yet again, but his leek...
19:58 Sat 04th Sep 2010281 answers, last by mamyalynne 01:31 Sun 05th Sep 2010
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laurababy

MY LIVING WILL.

MY LIVING WILL Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that...
23:09 Thu 02nd Sep 20105 answers, last by lindylou16 21:31 Fri 03rd Sep 2010
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joggerjayne

Sperm count joke ...

Q. How can you tell if you OH has a high sperm count ? A. You have to chew ... !...
13:38 Tue 31st Aug 201012 answers, last by joggerjayne 11:08 Wed 01st Sep 2010
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lindylou16

Was he right??

I was stood outside a pub today smoking a ciggie when the landlord came out and said" If your smoking, you need to be at least 4ft away from the pub or it's illegal?"
13:26 Tue 31st Aug 20103 answers, last by Skyline D 22:19 Tue 31st Aug 2010
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lindylou16

The saying "Live every day as if it's your last"

Is this a morbid view of life?
19:54 Mon 30th Aug 201022 answers, last by McMouse 14:02 Thu 02nd Sep 2010
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marval

Blank off

This letter was sent to the head teacher of the local school, after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the local senior citizens. An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a prize, and...
16:27 Sun 29th Aug 20107 answers, last by marval 16:51 Mon 30th Aug 2010
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lindylou16

Whats wrong with the slogan ?

"British Jobs for British People"? It sounds politically correct to me....
14:02 Fri 27th Aug 201011 answers, last by flobadob 22:32 Fri 27th Aug 2010
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craft1948

Perhaps not...............

Glass coffins!! Will they be a success..................remains to be seen..........
10:09 Wed 25th Aug 201011 answers, last by ttfn 18:33 Wed 25th Aug 2010

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