Sperm count joke ...

joggerjayne | 13:38 Tue 31st Aug 2010 | Jokes

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Q. How can you tell if you OH has a high sperm count ?

A. You have to chew ... !

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jj you owe me the remains of my sarnie which is now all over the f..ing screen.

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Sorry !

Ha Ha JJ !! Nice to see that you are keeping Tabs on it though !! :-)))

MMMPH!!!! )*.*(

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LOL mojo ... !

Redman ... one likes to keep an eye on these things !

Sorry couldn't resist
Scientists have discovered that there is intelligent DNA in some women. Unfortunately 95% of them spat it out!

Two Irishmen had a nightmare day visiting the sperm bank in London. Paddy missed the tube and Murphy came on the bus.

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LOL lindy ... !

wots the difference between like and love?

spit or swallow

Ooh - biliousness.

Piggynose: and true love is gargling!!

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Sals ... how can you say that, with your avatar !!!

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