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laurababy | 23:09 Thu 02nd Sep 2010 | Jokes
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MY LIVING WILL

Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.

The little bastards.
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Hee hee.. very amusing...
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