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girl older than me

i'm 13, can i date a girl that is 14? plz answer it's important

Following on, me and mrs no longer take snaps of local sights. We look for the unusual and bizarre. We have a fine collection of his'n' hers track suits. Mum dad and kids in football strip ( different...

story_teller

a man is driving down the motorway..........................

on his to a very important meeting when all of a sudden his car broke down ...........not wanting to miss the meeting he started to walk....in the distance he saw a big silver dome so he decieded to...

smudge

Viagra....

Is it true they've started making Viagra in powder form to put in your tea? Apparently, it does nothing for erections, but stops your biscuits from going soft!

wendilla

spider

There is the biggest spider just run under my tv .can someone come and get it please before I freak out if it coms out again.

pixie_woo

Hormonal?

How many hormonal women does it take to change a light bulb? - I don't know, how many? 6 - Why 6? It just does, Ok!

valsuey

Made me giggle!

Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands Police say that he topped himself .

Katieface

Is this lame???...

Q: what fries through the air to save the day? A: batpan! Is that lame or curiously funny?? x

heathfield

Jokes?

I think I prefer 'Humour' to 'Jokes' as a topic. While the former can include the latter, the title 'Humour' provides for a wider range of wit. Anyone else of a like mind?

sophieb

Another one!

A masked man bursts into a sperm bank with a gun and shouts " Open the safe" to the manageress. She opens the safe. He says "Now take out a sample and drink it!" She drinks it and wipes her mouth! He...

JonnyBoy12

dining out in london cheaply (part 2 of 2)

As I have previously stated I have written a review of Chopstix restaurant in London. I did not list the address before which is now below: Food served (Chinese) with some English. Chopstix restaurant...

~ vortex ~

Why did the fly leave the toilet seat?

He got pi$$ed off

smudge

For sale - the mind boggles......

We noticed an advert in our local paper this morning which read: Irish Jay for sale - buyer to collect. They meant of course an RSJ, but it did tickle us!

con-amca

Vulture

If there's one thing a vulture can't stand it's a glass eye.

bimbim

A man was eating in a fancy restaurant,

and there was a gorgeous woman eating at the next table. He had been checking her out all night, but lacked the nerve to go talk to her. Suddenly she sneezed and her glass eye went flying out of her...

Athley

A nun gets on a bus

she's the only one on its quite late at night and she says to the driver, 'I know I'm a nun but I've been to the doctors today and he's told me I've only got a week to live. I would like to have sex...

Thunderbird+

Telephone directory & recycling

Dont throw-out those old phone books, you can simply re-use them and turn them into elegant address books! Just cross-out the names of people that you dont know and 'Hey Presto!, You've saved yourself...

con-amca

The bet.

An elderly lady entered the Bank of England one morning carrying a shopping bag, and asked to see the manager. "There's ?25000 in this bag. I'd like to open an account." "Goodness" said the manager,...

sunnyday2d

paddy & murphy

paddy & murphy working on a building site fitting windows, when a sheet of glass, that had not been stacked properly, shot of a rack & sliced murphys head right off, The forman came and screamed paddy...

lankeela

Pilots

Two men dressed in Pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle of the plane. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. Nervous...

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