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I thought of a joke while I was listening to the radio in my car, Ok your in the pub and you stand their scratching your head and you turn to a friend and say :- "What was that song by the beach boys...
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Two naked statues, echoing classical Greece stand facing one another in a public park. One early morning before the park gates are open, a passing fairy spotted to God and Godess figures and took pity...
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A young lad decides to take his pet hamster to the vet after noticing it was not moving much, he puts the shoe box on the operating table and the vet lifts the lid and takes one look and says "I'm...
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How did that one originate and who was he/she ? I've often wondered.
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Anyone had any dealings with '*********** hollidays ? Are they good ?
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I was standing in a pub minding my own business when I happensd to glance round and see a bloke with a steering wheel stuck down the front of his trousers. I was so surprised, I just blurted out...
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A city gent was driving up to Blackpool from London to attend the conservative party confrance for the following day. His intention was to book into a hotel and arrive for the confrance fresh the...
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I'd love to know the origin of these phrases.
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A guy walks into a bar carrying a crocodile and a chicken. He sets them down on the stool next to him and says to the puzzled looking barman "I'll have a whisky and soda." Then the crocodile says "And...
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Another great white shark has been reported just off the Cornish coast. An eye-witness said "it came up to the surfice near my boat and spewed up a badly decomposed squid and it said here's that...
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Anyone have any sat nav jokes, I'm sure there must be some floating around out there......Oop's that was nearly a bad taste one ;?}
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Angus, what's that you have on under yer kilt ? "Touch it and see Maggie, Touch it and see" Och ! it's gruesome ! "Aye ! touch it again Maggie, it's grew some more"!
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I got invited to the national dyslexia association's annual toga party, for some reason a lot of the guests turned up dressed as goats ??? I know, that explains a lot.
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It's often puzzled me why Grey Squirrels bother to chew off bunches of hazel nuts, gnaw a hole in the shell even though the nuts are still green, imature and empty ? It seems like an obsessive...
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Hiya all, A friend has a rain water butt that has Ramshorn snails living in it, I'm just wondering how they get in there ? No pond near-by but there is a brook that runs by a few yards away. The butt...
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I went on holiday last week, boy o'h boy, what a week it was, it only rained twice the whole week- once for three days and once for four.
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Anyone have any idea how I ended up with a bunch of flower pots and a window box in the back of my pickup truck as I drove through Brighton the other night ? I would'nt mind so much if they were'nt...
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A group of school kids from Glasgow was out on a educational visit to edinburgh castle. At the end of the day mr Taggart, the form teacher was doing a head-count as the pupils sat in their seats on...
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What do you call a real cool gardener who's into ferns.................................................................. ..................................................................................
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Black and tan mongrel, distinguishing features etc- one eye, deaf, mange, three legs and no teeth. He's quiet friendly when approached and answers to the name of Lucky.

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