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Shed load

Traffic ground to a halt today, in Boston as one of the main routes of the city had to be closed due to an over-turned truck that shed it's load of denchures across the highway. An eye witness said...
16:58 Tue 24th Apr 2007
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Cuckoo call

I heared them yesterday and today for the first time this year, they seem to be right on cue compared to previous years. Do you think nobody told them about climate change ?
18:29 Mon 23rd Apr 20075 answers, last by Thunderbird+ 16:43 Tue 24th Apr 2007
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Ancient script

What did words, letters and figures look like in the times of the ancient Celtic tribes of the British isles before the Romans came ?
20:34 Fri 13th Apr 20072 answers, last by Scylax 20:41 Sat 14th Apr 2007
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small turtle joke

Once upon a time in a forest of giant redwood trees, there lived a little turtle who had great aspirations about himself. He slowly climbed the tallest tree in the forest and when he reached the very...
18:28 Tue 03rd Apr 2007
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a small frog joke

Why did the frog cross the busy road ? No, he did'nt want to hop on the bus He wanted to kermit suicide
23:40 Thu 29th Mar 20073 answers, last by toonmilo 14:58 Fri 30th Mar 2007
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Wyrd ?

Now Reg was a self employed plumber who was on an emergency call-out to a remote farm house early one fine spring evening. As he wended his way through country lanes, Reg had to pull over onto a grass...
00:16 Mon 26th Mar 2007
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Fritillaria germination

Hi, I've found some F. imperialis (crown imperial) seed in some old pod's, they appear to be ripe. So my question is, has anyone tried sowing this seed, was it successful and is it worth the bother ?...
14:16 Fri 23rd Mar 20072 answers, last by Thunderbird+ 15:23 Sat 24th Mar 2007
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The silver lining

An old guy was laying in his hospital bed, when the doctor came to do his round's The doctor tells the patient that he has some good news and some bad news. Patient, Okay doc I can take it, hit me...
13:50 Fri 23rd Mar 2007
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The electrician's daughter knew how to turn me on

But the wee lass (Britt Ekland) who played the part of the 'Landlord's Daughter' in the film 'The wickerman' is one of my faves. You'l never love another Although she's not the kind of girl to take...
14:58 Tue 20th Mar 20074 answers, last by Thunderbird+ 10:22 Sat 24th Mar 2007
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Confusius says......

Woman who cook meat and peas in same pot...... very unhygenic
20:26 Fri 16th Mar 20072 answers, last by Whiskery Ron 22:49 Mon 19th Mar 2007
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Another fine mess !

Two itinerant workers was recuited to do some garden chore's, they turned up at the house and the owner took them to the back yard via a side gate and said, what i want you to do is paint that summer...
18:16 Thu 15th Mar 20073 answers, last by keithlbw 01:50 Fri 16th Mar 2007
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Squash advice

I would be greatful for any methods of preparing and cooking various types of squash. Thanks
20:42 Sat 24th Feb 20079 answers, last by willowman 09:05 Tue 27th Feb 2007
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Epitaph on the grave stone of a life-long hypochondriac

i told them i was ill
18:24 Fri 23rd Feb 20074 answers, last by Bellringer 17:44 Sun 25th Feb 2007
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Gallery of the stars

I was sat at the bar of a pub on the outskirts of Glasgow, while the Landlord pulled me a pint I noticed dozens of old photo's of famous celeb's pinned on the wall behind the bar. The Landlord saw me...
21:54 Sat 10th Feb 20072 answers, last by Thunderbird+ 10:07 Sun 11th Feb 2007
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Is he for real ?

After getting called up for jury service, I decided I'd best find out as much as I can about the court procedures etc. I asked a collegue, who I know had done service a few months ago, and to be...
19:37 Wed 07th Feb 20072 answers, last by FoxLee 00:29 Sat 10th Feb 2007
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What's he on ?

Did you hear about the guy who thought Ertha kitt was a set of gardening tools ? Not only that, he thought Mow the grass was a jewish informant!
19:10 Tue 06th Feb 20071 answer, last by BABY BUNDY 06:53 Wed 07th Feb 2007
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Sick note

Mr Mathews wont be in for work on monday due to a bad case of flu.
19:54 Sat 03rd Feb 20075 answers, last by Potatoman 10:11 Thu 08th Feb 2007
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As black as newgates knocker

I grew up hearing this reference which usually refered to a dark rain cloud heading our way. I sometimes still use the phrase today but get some odd looks from people (which is not that unusual) but I...
20:18 Wed 24th Jan 20077 answers, last by lookoutkids 18:14 Wed 19th Mar 2008
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Blueberry bushes

Hi all, I've been toying with the idea of growing some blueberry bushes in large pots or tubs, this way I think I can manage the acidity requirements better. I've seen the photo's in the seed...
13:39 Thu 18th Jan 20075 answers, last by juliet704 19:34 Thu 01st Feb 2007
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Telephone directory & recycling

Dont throw-out those old phone books, you can simply re-use them and turn them into elegant address books! Just cross-out the names of people that you dont know and 'Hey Presto!, You've saved yourself...
19:24 Sun 07th Jan 20074 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 19:06 Sun 07th Oct 2007

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