Viagra....

[smudge]

Is it true they've started making Viagra in powder form to put in your tea?

Apparently, it does nothing for erections, but stops your biscuits from going soft!

[Robinia]

hehe smudge - my son tells me they sell it under a new name....mycoxaflopin.....

[smudge]

Ha, ha, ha, Robinia - that's brilliant!!!!!

I'm going to text that to the friend who sent the other one to me!!!!

I've been screaming with laughter at some email jokes my other friend has sent me - I wish I could post them on here, they're hilarious!

[kelbillug]

They've started selling a pill now to take after you've used Viagra. You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.

[Thunderbird+]

I took one of them Viagra pills before going to bed....... Woke up with a stiff neck, apparently I should have just swollowed it instead of sucking.

[THECORBYLOON]

In old folks' homes they gie it to the men to stop them rolling out of bed...

[heathfield]

They're mixing Viagra with Prozac - if the Viagra doesn't work, you don't feel too bad about it!

[Thunderbird+]

One old fella took a couple of viagra (just to be sure) and died from all the exitement, apparently it was a fortnight before they could get the coffin lid nailed down!

[smudge]

Just quickly popping in to say "Hello" & to thank you for your humorous posts - enjoyed them all.

Let's hope none of us ever need to buy the stuff!

Being a female, I certainly wouldn't need it - well only for me biccies!

Nite, nite all.

[bluevern]

i put it in my eyes,cos it makes me look hard

[bimbim]

My 87 year old granddad takes !/8 of a Viagra in the morning .just so he doesn't pee on his feet

[smudge]

Ha, ha, thank you all.

[JonnyBoy12]

Did you hear about the Irishman who spent all his life savings on Viagra/

Now he's hard up!

[smudge]

Very good Jonny. ;o}

[JonnyBoy12]

I think the joke above should read:

They have invented an andidote to Viagra....You put a nail in your shoe and it makes you limp!

[smudge]

He, he!

[squarebear]

A team of divers have dumped a ton of Viagra in the North Atlantic. They are trying to raise the Titanic.