a man is driving down the motorway..........................

story_teller | 13:40 Thu 04th Oct 2007 | Jokes

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on his to a very important meeting when all of a sudden his car broke down ...........not wanting to miss the meeting he started to walk....in the distance he saw a big silver dome so he decieded to walk to it for some help........he knocked on the door and a bloke in a white coat holding a clipboard opend the door can i help you said the man well ive broken down and i need to get to a meeting can you help.......id like to the man said but im a scientest i dont know nothing about cars the only thing i can suggest is this..........ive got a 40ft chicken im doing a experiment on you can borrow that tie it to the bumper and that will get you to your meeting.ok the bloke says and off he goes so he ties the 40ft chicken to his bumper and the chicken is going like the clappers when all of a sudden the car jolts and the chicken breaks free a gallops off so he is stuck on the hard shoulder the police arrive and say hello and what do we have ere then...the bloke says sorry officer its not my fault............... my big hens gone!!!!!!!!