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water

i bought some powdered water rhe the other day and dident know what to add.

Where did Noah keep his bees? In his ark-hives! What did the apiarist say to his misbehaving bees? Beehive yourselves! Why do bees hum? Bee-cause they don't know the words! And finally an epitaph on a...

laurence2

Roast potatos

Any suggestions for making them taste nicer ie add a spice or something. Its going with Gammon, cauliflower cheese and the normal trimmings. Sorry for hijacking B&S Need a quick suggestion tia

JonnyBoy12

where can i buy a cheap house in the uk?

I think I am about to ask the world's stupidist question here. Does anyone know where you can buy homes for less than ?100k? I recall looking about 5 years ago in Salford and Wales where you could get...

meredith101

invisible

will it be possible to make things invisible? Can you see what I'm getting at?

BigDogsWang

A blind man...

Stands at the bar, and announces "anyone want to hear a blonde joke". A blonde woman next to him says "sir, before you tell this joke I think I should warn you that I am a blonde lady with a Black...

sjs

compensation money

Hi my friend is just about to receive a compensation award and is in a quandry about where to put it. After paying off debts etc she will be left with around ?190000. The problem is she doesn't work...

rebecca321

finding a girlfriend

Where is the best place for me to meet another girl? I've just realized that I'm a lesbian and I don't know how to girlfriend.

legend758duo

the mating game ?

in day to day life we go thru it meeting people bonding starting relationships and perhaps marrying. but the mating game is like a journey thru a maze with many twists and turns. and lots happens...

bug123

Age difference

Right, so Im kinda getting close to this bloke - there has been lots of flirting, texting each other and a couple of drinks together. Its becoming quite clear that there is a spark between the 2 of us...

indianna73

men that dont like pregnant women

my friend is 7 months pregnant and her hubby has gone off the rails....says that he does not like pregnant women. the last time she was pregnant he slept with another woman. personaaly i think its a...

electrobix

Why havn't I ever had a boyfriend!?

I'm 21 now and I'm a bit fed up with being the only person out of all my friends who is still single and not seing anyone. I meet a lot of guys I really like and get on with but it often ends up with...

wisewomen

Face Book

Anyone out there had an affair due to Face Book or met up with an ex that you shouldnt have?

Petal~flower

is it just us girls on here tonight?

If it is then have you realised...............there has been no fights!

ladypink06

help!!

if your boyfriend got a txt from a girl he knows you dont like ad it said 'luv (name) x' would't you be ****** off?.. especially when he says he may txt her from time to time.... i got really p****d...

lollyone

green??

why do some names appear on AB in green and some grey?? am new to this but loving this site!!

ksf4eva

Contacting other ABers

is there anyway to contact any other ABers ie. private message?

Pharlap

Blind Man

A blind man goes into a shop, picks up his guide dog and starts spinning it around his head with the lead. The distraught shop owner runs up to him and says "can I help you" and the chap says "no...

carrust

Boring job

I used to work in a sewage farm & the work was sooo boring In the end I left as I was just going through the motions!

dolly pond

an essex girl has a car crash and has no feelings in her legs

When the paramedic arrives he is concerned for her and asks " how many fingers do i have up?" She replies "oh god, my fanny has no feeling either"

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