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Alien Film Name

PLEASE help. I remember a part from a film which involves a town with an invisible border around it and when someone tries to leave and cross this border and an invisible alien living out side appears...
13:07 Tue 17th Sep 20133 answers, last by sheen79 08:28 Sat 05th Oct 2013
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Grape

An Elephant trod on a grape. It did'nt make a lot of noise, just a little whine
18:23 Thu 22nd Dec 2011
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Lager

A man goes to see his doctor. What’s the matter he asks and the man explains that when he makes love he doesn’t get any feeling. Like you’r not touching the sides asks the doc and...
18:17 Thu 22nd Dec 2011
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Old West

The old timer is sitting in his rocking chair outside the saloon. A cowboy rides up, gets off his horse, ties it up and walks round to its backend. He takes two fingers pokes them up the horse's asre,...
14:00 Mon 11th Aug 20081 answer, last by rugeleyboy 16:58 Thu 14th Aug 2008
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Dubbed Show

Every now and again (like now) I remember a song something like "It's right to fight for what you want and all that you believe.....". I think from the 70's and remember a chap on a horse in military...
14:30 Wed 06th Aug 20084 answers, last by brian j john 19:09 Wed 06th Aug 2008
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disabled ramp

Another one for buildersmate. Friends are doing a new build and I am erecting a picket fence for them. They are fitting extra wide doors and lights and sockets at the required heights but, they have...
16:53 Tue 29th Jul 20086 answers, last by Pharlap 15:27 Wed 30th Jul 2008
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Outstanding Debt

Apologies if this type of question has appeared before. I was divorced in 2001 but moved out in 1999. My X got the house and contents, I got a large bill and kept my pension. I have literally just...
17:57 Thu 24th Jul 20082 answers, last by themas 22:50 Thu 24th Jul 2008
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Women!

Tom was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife...
17:22 Thu 24th Jul 20081 answer, last by andy-hughes 17:30 Thu 24th Jul 2008
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Property List on channel 5

I missed the first eposide which gave the top ten coastal towns. Will this be repeated? can any one help with the list of resorts they gave. Many thanks
15:44 Tue 24th Jun 20083 answers, last by nfetscher 11:10 Fri 04th Jul 2008
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Why

'The dog's b0ll0cks' for something good
17:58 Wed 18th Jun 200813 answers, last by Quizmonster 17:39 Sat 05th Jul 2008
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Garden of Eden

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. 'So, how is everything going?' enquired God. 'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied. 'The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the...
09:47 Fri 30th May 20082 answers, last by crisgal 11:07 Fri 30th May 2008
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Smile for the day

"I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger and then it hit me".
18:33 Thu 15th May 2008
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Camera on lights

Your views please A12 rush hour in Essex. 3 Lanes waiting at red lights with camera. Police car with sirens in middle lane. The first vehicle is a van which is not moving because to do so would mean...
15:47 Fri 02nd May 200813 answers, last by Golf38 01:53 Tue 27th May 2008
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Biker

A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I...
16:50 Mon 07th Jan 20081 answer, last by Count_Emmup 18:11 Tue 08th Jan 2008
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Teddy

After all the mayhem and anger of calling a teddy bear "Mohammed" in Sudan, Sooty has decided to cancel his tour of Jamaica!
12:47 Fri 07th Dec 20072 answers, last by DIZDABIZ 09:03 Wed 12th Dec 2007
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Scientific Study

A South American scientist, After a lengthy study, Has discovered, That people with, Low IQ, Learning difficulties, And who also have, Infrequent sexual activity, Always read their e-mails, With their...
16:39 Thu 22nd Nov 2007
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Learners

Please can someone tell me where the driving school in Learners is.
12:55 Tue 13th Nov 20072 answers, last by Leonrose 11:43 Sat 25th May 2013
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The Last Supper

Jesus at the last supper turns to Peter and says "Peter, pass the water and I shall turn it into wine". Peter replies "you **** off, you'll put a tenner in the pot like the rest of us"!
13:06 Thu 08th Nov 20079 answers, last by wizard66 18:23 Sun 11th Nov 2007

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