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PLEASE help. I remember a part from a film which involves a town with an invisible border around it and when someone tries to leave and cross this border and an invisible alien living out side appears...
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An Elephant trod on a grape. It did'nt make a lot of noise, just a little whine
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A man goes to see his doctor. What’s the matter he asks and the man explains that when he makes love he doesn’t get any feeling. Like you’r not touching the sides asks the doc and...
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The old timer is sitting in his rocking chair outside the saloon. A cowboy rides up, gets off his horse, ties it up and walks round to its backend. He takes two fingers pokes them up the horse's asre,...
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Every now and again (like now) I remember a song something like "It's right to fight for what you want and all that you believe.....". I think from the 70's and remember a chap on a horse in military...
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Another one for buildersmate. Friends are doing a new build and I am erecting a picket fence for them. They are fitting extra wide doors and lights and sockets at the required heights but, they have...
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Apologies if this type of question has appeared before. I was divorced in 2001 but moved out in 1999. My X got the house and contents, I got a large bill and kept my pension. I have literally just...
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Tom was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife...
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I missed the first eposide which gave the top ten coastal towns. Will this be repeated? can any one help with the list of resorts they gave. Many thanks
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'The dog's b0ll0cks' for something good
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After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. 'So, how is everything going?' enquired God. 'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied. 'The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the...
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"I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger and then it hit me".
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Your views please A12 rush hour in Essex. 3 Lanes waiting at red lights with camera. Police car with sirens in middle lane. The first vehicle is a van which is not moving because to do so would mean...
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A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I...
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After all the mayhem and anger of calling a teddy bear "Mohammed" in Sudan, Sooty has decided to cancel his tour of Jamaica!
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A South American scientist, After a lengthy study, Has discovered, That people with, Low IQ, Learning difficulties, And who also have, Infrequent sexual activity, Always read their e-mails, With their...
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Please can someone tell me where the driving school in Learners is.
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Jesus at the last supper turns to Peter and says "Peter, pass the water and I shall turn it into wine". Peter replies "you **** off, you'll put a tenner in the pot like the rest of us"!

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