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Black and Gambol

A chap finds himself at the bar of a pub he has not frequented before and whilst he is sitting there enjoying a pint another chap comes in,calls the barkeep over and says "evening George, a black and...
16:49 Mon 19th Feb 2007
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Viagra

I know a night club doorman who tapes viagra to his eyes so he looks hard
17:25 Thu 15th Feb 20071 answer, last by demondentist 18:16 Thu 15th Feb 2007
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Blind Man

A blind man goes into a shop, picks up his guide dog and starts spinning it around his head with the lead. The distraught shop owner runs up to him and says "can I help you" and the chap says "no...
16:58 Thu 15th Feb 20072 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 00:47 Sun 07th Oct 2007
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Parachute

Q. How does a blind parachutist know when he is near the ground?. A. The lead goes limp
16:53 Thu 15th Feb 20071 answer, last by Potatoman 18:50 Thu 15th Feb 2007
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C5 Crime Programme

Last night on Channel 5 I caught the end of a crime drama. A hostage had a man in his arms with a knife to his throat and a gun to his head. Just as one of the stars had persuaded him to give up the...
09:55 Fri 12th Jan 20073 answers, last by gizmo1 18:24 Fri 12th Jan 2007
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Prostitutes

Two prostitutes are talking after finishing their shift, "how was your night" asks the first "very quiet, what about you" replies the other, "well I started off very quiet, then this chap comes up to...
11:46 Thu 11th Jan 20071 answer, last by crosso 03:11 Mon 22nd Jan 2007
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Moving box

Can anyone help with a film. All I can remember is some how a few people find themselves in a moving box with trap doors on each side. When they open a door it leads into another box which either lets...
18:36 Fri 05th Jan 20076 answers, last by texol 21:55 Sat 06th Jan 2007
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wonga

An athiest man, a Church of England man, and a Catholic man are captured in the jungle by a small tribe and locked in a small jail. One day the chief tells his warriors to get the athiest out and he...
11:54 Fri 05th Jan 2007
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Cigarettes

Harry and Simon are in a pub and Simon says "I hear you're on holiday next week", "so I am says Harry", " any chance of getting me a few packs of Rothmans while your away?" asks Simon "and I'll settle...
14:30 Thu 28th Dec 20062 answers, last by patf49 18:26 Thu 25th Jan 2007
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Constipation

Did you hear about the mathmatician who had constipation. He worked it out with a pencil
13:52 Thu 28th Dec 20061 answer, last by patf49 18:27 Thu 25th Jan 2007
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soho

3 men find themselves outside a massage parlor. One has ?5.00, one ?10.00, one ?15.00. The man with ?5.00 says I'll go in first and see what happens. The other 2 wait out side, 15 mins later he walks...
13:22 Thu 28th Dec 20061 answer, last by teash 13:36 Thu 28th Dec 2006
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Gas Fire

We have a open gas fire which lights blocks that look like coal. The pilot is lit by a knob under the fire. This appears to work fine but, when I turn the fire off with the knob it is red hot and I...
11:15 Thu 21st Dec 20062 answers, last by Pharlap 09:23 Fri 22nd Dec 2006
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Flights and fog

Excuse my ignorance, but I do not understand why the flights and ferrys are cancelled due to poor visibility. What do they do at night. I understood that aircraft computers virtually take off and land...
09:51 Thu 21st Dec 20065 answers, last by rosojoly 00:19 Sun 31st Dec 2006
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A Spanish fireman

had two sons hosea and hoseb
12:38 Tue 12th Dec 20061 answer, last by bimbim 20:48 Tue 12th Dec 2006
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An elephant

trod on a grape. It didn't make a lot of noise just a little whine
11:26 Mon 11th Dec 2006
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Dad

A dad is walking past his sons bedroom door and hears him praying. God bless mummy, God bless daddy, God bless nanny, bye bye grandad. Puzzled he asks his wife, is you dad going any where to which she...
18:43 Fri 08th Dec 20062 answers, last by dorindarasbe 17:55 Sat 16th Dec 2006
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Chemist

A man goes into a chemist and asks for a pack of condoms. He pays and walks out laughing. The next day the same man goes in again asks for a pack of condoms. He pays and walks out laughing even more....
17:50 Fri 08th Dec 20066 answers, last by Whiskery Ron 18:32 Thu 22nd Mar 2007
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Insurance

Waiting at traffic lights a car hit my rear. We exchanged details they accepted liability and everything has been fine. The person who hit me is OK, I am OK and my vehicle has been repaired. Since...
14:42 Thu 16th Nov 20068 answers, last by Gef 19:29 Fri 17th Nov 2006
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Film ?

I think the late 70s, made for tv film where a family is terrorised by the local teenagers. The dad then extracts his revenge, ending by him driving his 4X4 through a massive greenhouse of the...
12:43 Fri 03rd Nov 20062 answers, last by Pharlap 12:50 Tue 07th Nov 2006
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Dr Who

For all you DW fans. I thought the Dr could only regenerate 9 times, which took us up to McCaan. If this so, how have the Beep got around it.
10:08 Fri 03rd Nov 20067 answers, last by TORCHWOOD 00:06 Wed 09th May 2007

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