A blind man...

[BigDogsWang]

Stands at the bar, and announces "anyone want to hear a blonde joke". A blonde woman next to him says "sir, before you tell this joke I think I should warn you that I am a blonde lady with a Black Belt in Karate, my blonde friend next to me is a professional Kick Boxer, and the blonde lady behind the bar is a proffesional Wrestler. Now.....are you sure you still want to tell this joke?".

The blind man thinks for a second, then says "not if I've got to explain it three times".

[sophieb]

A blonde breaks down at the roadside and calls the AA.The man looks under the bonnet and says' No problem, just sh1t in the carburetter' The blonde replies 'Ok how many times a week do I have to do that?'

[johnlambert]

What's the diffrence between a blonde and a toilet?
The toilet wont follow you around for 3 days after you've used it

[xsophx]

a blonde walks into an electrical store and asks for the TV over there... the man at the till says na m8 a dont sell things to blondes... the next day she goes beck with a brown wig in and asks for the TV over there. na m8 sez the man at the counter..i dont sell to blondes.how did you know it wer me?? sed the woman.... well you see that TV over there sed the man at the counter... it not a TV its a fu$*ing microwave!!

[Whiskery Ron]

Brilliant

[JonnyBoy12]

Why did the blonde climb the glass wall|?

To see what was on the other side!


What did the blonde say when she got pregnant?


Are you sure it's mine?




What do you call a blonde with one brain cell?



Pregnant!