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Jimbo2
and RIKKKKKYYYYEEEE slept with the fish and chips owners wife Oh Happy days and a very new years to you all.
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maggiebee
Then let us pray that come it may, (As come it will for a' that,) That Sense and Worth, o'er a' the earth, Shall bear the gree, an' a' that, For a' that, an' a' that, It's coming yet for a' that, That...
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Alf_a2
My missus has decided that she wants a light putting outside on the side of the garage wall. Currently inside the garage there is already a light and a switch, the switch looks like it has a single...
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Jimbo2
But I told him to naff orf and I have not been struck by lightening once since I said that.
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Jimbo2
in doctor who that is on now? Is it Katherine tate herself as she looks so much like her.
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Elderman
It is not my purpose of this to ridicule the views either of fundamentalists or of those who choose not to believe in God. Rather, it is our hope that this will prompt you to examine again the basis...
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Cadugan
Hey, I want to buy a t-shirt for the podcast Tell 'em Steve-Dave, and to do so they require me to Paypal money to them. (For the instructions see here: http://tellemsd.wordp.../13/tesd-74skeletoes/ )...
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Gizmonster
I went to Tenerife over Xmas and I passed by some locals, playing what can only be described as bowls on a gravel surface. There were up to 8 people all playing at once, each having 2 metal bowls. I...
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sunflower68
Hi I have a Samsung phone and I have lots of photos I can't download (I have done it before with this phone) I bought a cardreader to try and fix problem but problem is with the card - I keep getting...
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ethandron
do you? i have a friend in her early 60s who insists on boiling her teatowels in a pan on the hob as she doesn't think they get a good enough wash in the washing maching. personally i think she's...
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mickrog
tis enough to make you choke on your chewing gum
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rivel
Can anyone please help with this anagram? No number of words given for the answer. getriantoneelviaesc...
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Jimbo2
when your wife is pregnant, all her female friends rub her tummy and say "congratulations" , but none of them rub your willy and say "well done?"
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quizzywig
Mr Q and I love this programme but the Christmas special was not in the least bit funny. Watched right to the end hoping for something to laugh at but there was nothing.
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Jimbo2
Pain over,what do you reckon?
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Jimbo2
Have tried all the normal remedies like clove oil,asprin,whisky,rum,vodka,brandy all to no avail. Any suggestions please before I pass out....
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jumpingjackflash
I cannot find The Alamo or The Great Escape on any TV channel.
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mrsmaveric
from my xmas dinner..[just thought id contribute as its so quiet on here today].........

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