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sherrardk

So Tedious!

Just had to sit through about 20 minutes of excruciatingly dull cricket. Haven't experienced such boredom since training days when I was working.
20:22 Mon 22nd Jul 201323 answers, last by kylesmum 18:18 Tue 23rd Jul 2013
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Jemisa

Why Are We Waiting?

The whole world is waiting for this Royal baby, it was due on the 13th July where is it? These days they normally induce if its a few days late but here we are almost 10 days over... Is she pregnant...
00:16 Mon 22nd Jul 201321 answers, last by waterboatman 07:39 Mon 22nd Jul 2013
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cecil39

Tv License

Do O.A.P.s have to apply for a free TV license or is it issued automatically? I have asked around and no one seems to know, which makes me wonder if there are folks out there who are still paying when...
11:54 Wed 17th Jul 20135 answers, last by Jemisa 12:45 Fri 19th Jul 2013
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Mamyalynne

♫Happy Birthday Lie-In King ♫

Hope you have a fabulous time - King for a day, Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ♥ http://www.bakedbyjoanna.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Lion-Birthday.jpg Mamya ♥...
00:00 Fri 19th Jul 201359 answers, last by Psybbo 18:17 Fri 19th Jul 2013
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flipnflap

Inverdale - Should He Stay Or Go?

Do you think John Inverdale should lose his job over his remark about Marion Bartoli not being "a looker"?...
22:14 Thu 18th Jul 201343 answers, last by andy-hughes 09:30 Fri 19th Jul 2013
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Jemisa

How Hot Is It?...

The cows are giving evaporated milk. T The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walkin' Hot water now comes out of both taps. You actually burn your hand...
15:34 Thu 18th Jul 20134 answers, last by excelsior-1 18:31 Fri 19th Jul 2013
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excelsior-1

A Little Naughty (Forgive Me)

young lady goes to that tattoo parlour and asks for a tattoo to be done on her 'most intimate part' the artist asks her if she is absolutely certain she wants one there, as even with anaesthetic used,...
18:05 Wed 17th Jul 201314 answers, last by Jemisa 15:55 Thu 18th Jul 2013
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marval

Virgin

A very 'straight and honest' small town girl is going to the city for work. Before she left, her mother gave her some advice. "Daughter, when you're in the city and if you're looking for a match...
18:57 Wed 17th Jul 20132 answers, last by Jemisa 15:37 Thu 18th Jul 2013
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whurules

Coronation St Racism Row

it seems really ironic that Lloyd takes offence at one off the cuff remark that paul says didn't men anything and Lloyd actually calls his switchboard operator fat Brenda not even once but every time...
19:30 Tue 16th Jul 20138 answers, last by dave50 13:57 Thu 18th Jul 2013
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Hopkirk

Daddy Long Legs

What are they good for?
23:10 Wed 17th Jul 201334 answers, last by tamborine 02:55 Sat 20th Jul 2013
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Octavius

Royal Baby Has Arrived

Sorry false alarm, she's been told to go back home for a while and drink some hot chocolate.
14:48 Wed 17th Jul 201336 answers, last by Octavius 11:41 Mon 22nd Jul 2013
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woofgang

Dogs Die In Hot Cars

I know we know this but it bears repeating
20:21 Mon 15th Jul 201320 answers, last by lankeela 09:46 Wed 24th Jul 2013
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Quoi

Cheap Body Piercings

My daughter was saving up for body piercings. First she wanted her ears pierced then after that she said she wanted to save up to get her navel pierced. She asked me if I would help so I told her that...
10:08 Wed 17th Jul 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 16:07 Wed 17th Jul 2013
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4getmenot

Morning All

just thought i'd drop by to say hi. a few of you have asked how me and baby 4get are. we are great. he is coping well in the heat and is as god as gold. he has recently started smiling and melts my...
10:39 Wed 17th Jul 201335 answers, last by 4getmenot 21:25 Wed 17th Jul 2013
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Jemisa

The Magic Trick...

A Welshman and an Englishman go to a pastry shop. The Englishman whisks three biscuits into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn't notice. The Englishman says to the Welshman: You see how...
13:36 Tue 16th Jul 20134 answers, last by WyeDyed 00:32 Wed 17th Jul 2013
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starone

Warning To Men

Subject: SCAM This is serious. Please BEWARE! Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Sainsburys for a bit of shopping has turned out to be...
20:56 Tue 16th Jul 20137 answers, last by bookbinder 16:14 Wed 17th Jul 2013
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netibiza

Dreary Becoming Blanche??

She is getting more comical, loved her quote from Blanche last night, "It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to hoover it!" Classic....
14:42 Tue 16th Jul 201346 answers, last by hc4361 23:05 Tue 16th Jul 2013
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ferret69

Square Meters

I want to replace my carpet with a wooden floor, my room is 22ft x 12ft so what is that in square meters ? I'm trying to work out how many packs I'll need.
22:55 Mon 15th Jul 201317 answers, last by Jemisa 14:28 Tue 16th Jul 2013
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McMouse

Oh Dear.

Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down. I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed...
08:57 Tue 16th Jul 20136 answers, last by ummmm 14:59 Tue 16th Jul 2013
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Jemisa

Change Positions...

A man makes a suggestion to his wife. “Sweetheart what do you say that tonight we change positions?” His wife responds with, “Yes, I would really like that! Tonight, you stand behind the ironing...
16:13 Mon 15th Jul 20133 answers, last by Psybbo 23:00 Mon 15th Jul 2013

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