How Hot Is It?...

[Jemisa]

The cows are giving evaporated milk. T
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs
I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walkin'
Hot water now comes out of both taps.
You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
The potatoes cook underground, and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.

[excelsior-1]

just leave your kettle of cold water on the windowsill - it'll be boiling for your cuppa in no time

[marval]

I have just fried an egg on my paving.

[Jemisa]

I remember way back in 1976 we had a heat-wave then, one Sunday we were going to Margate on a day trip the kids were kids there was a hold up on the motorway & we were stuck there for 2 hours & the bloke in front of us fried an egg on the bonnet of his car...
Anyone tried that today?

jem.

[excelsior-1]

i remember that summer, the tar was melting off the telegraph poles

i was mowing my parent's back lawn on a saturday afternoon & collapsed with heat stroke

i woke up in the hospital on the monday