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Dad Joke Of The Day

I am addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop whenever I want....
08:32 Mon 16th May 20222 answers, last by Hopkirk 09:05 Mon 16th May 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I phoned the local ramblers club. The guy who answered just went on and on....
06:53 Sun 15th May 20222 answers, last by 1ozzy 10:59 Sun 15th May 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

OCD. I've checked three or four hundred times, and I definitely don't have it.
06:49 Sat 14th May 20227 answers, last by Bazile 13:08 Sat 14th May 2022
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Dad Joke Of The

My new girlfriend asked me what I do for a job, and I told her I work in a bowling alley. She said "Ten pin?" "No, it's a permanent position" I told her....
06:40 Fri 13th May 20228 answers, last by DTCwordfan 07:28 Fri 13th May 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I saw this bloke who was a cross between an ostrich and a serial killer. He was always burying other people’s heads in the sand...
06:54 Thu 12th May 20224 answers, last by Canary42 13:39 Thu 12th May 2022
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Shall I Mot It?

I am getting a lease car in a couple of weeks. When it's arrived, I'm going to quickly sell my 7 year old car with average mileage. It will go to webuyanycar, or Motorway. When I sell it there will be...
19:15 Wed 11th May 202217 answers, last by ToraToraTora 10:22 Thu 12th May 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I just found out that rubbish collectors don't get any training to do the job. They just pick things up as they go along....
07:00 Wed 11th May 202210 answers, last by Patsy33 13:09 Wed 11th May 2022
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Did You Enter Euromillions?

My bestest friend, you are.
23:00 Tue 10th May 202216 answers, last by Ken4155 09:11 Wed 11th May 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

So I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, 'Nearest the bull goes first.' He went 'Baah' and I went 'Moo'. He said 'You're closest.'...
05:42 Tue 10th May 20225 answers, last by Ken4155 12:29 Tue 10th May 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

My mate asked me "what do you think of voluntary work?" I said "I wouldn't do it if you paid me"...
06:41 Mon 09th May 20222 answers, last by Chipchopper 07:42 Mon 09th May 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves....
06:08 Sun 08th May 20225 answers, last by Ken4155 12:25 Sun 08th May 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

The police have confirmed that the man who fell from a 15th storey night club was not a bouncer.
07:11 Sat 07th May 20227 answers, last by Patsy33 09:38 Sat 07th May 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!
07:22 Fri 06th May 20226 answers, last by Chipchopper 13:29 Fri 06th May 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Someone keeps leaving celery and rhubarb on my doorstep. I think I have a stalker....
07:03 Thu 05th May 202214 answers, last by Patsy33 11:23 Thu 05th May 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan....
06:24 Wed 04th May 20229 answers, last by Hopkirk 12:45 Wed 04th May 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic? Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there’s a dog....
05:27 Tue 03rd May 20225 answers, last by Patsy33 11:55 Tue 03rd May 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

This bloke said "I'm going to chop off the bottom of your trouser leg and put it in the library" I thought "that's a turn up for the books"...
07:08 Mon 02nd May 20229 answers, last by Patsy33 14:11 Mon 02nd May 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Sundays are a little sad, but the day before is a sadder day.
07:19 Sun 01st May 202210 answers, last by murraymints 07:07 Mon 02nd May 2022
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Hopkirk

Who's Going Down?

Leeds. Burnley or Everton?
21:01 Sat 30th Apr 202238 answers, last by William51 07:53 Mon 02nd May 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I accidentally sat on the wife's hair dryer. That put the wind up me....
08:51 Sat 30th Apr 20224 answers, last by gulliver1 12:29 Sat 30th Apr 2022

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