Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

Someone keeps leaving celery and rhubarb on my doorstep.

I think I have a stalker.

[murraymints]

hmmmm

[emmie]

that deserves a raspberry...

[Chipchopper]

I've bean stalked too

[Hopkirk]

He's also taken a leek.

[1ozzy]

If you have a stalker, sleep soundly, knowing you are not alone.

[Chipchopper]

He's taking the pea, now

[Hopkirk]

I think he's a Swede.

[emmie]

more a turnip....

[Bazile]

Don't crumble with fear

[Chipchopper]

Leave him a note and tell him to beet it

[Bazile]

Perhaps he's just delivering baby root vegetables to houses on your street

[Chipchopper]

He left a bunch of veggies on the steps, leading up to my door.
That's wrong on so many levels

[Hopkirk]

It gives me strength that you are all rooting for me. I think he's a ginger - you know, a carrot top.

[Patsy33]

This needs to be stemmed..