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Hopkirk | 07:08 Mon 02nd May 2022 | Jokes
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This bloke said "I'm going to chop off the bottom of your trouser leg and put it in the library"
I thought "that's a turn up for the books"
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Avatar Image emmie
that's a pants joke...
07:14 Mon 02nd May 2022
Avatar Image 1ozzy
Someone should cuff you Hoppy.
07:15 Mon 02nd May 2022
Avatar Image murraymints
double hmmm
07:23 Mon 02nd May 2022
Avatar Image mallyh
that was a short joke x
07:23 Mon 02nd May 2022
Avatar Image 1ozzy
Ahem,,
07:29 Mon 02nd May 2022
Avatar Image emmie
no hem, that's the point.
07:30 Mon 02nd May 2022
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True story.
My schoolmate's father was a dentist. Apparently sometimes they could find a tooth in the Dad's turn ups.
07:37 Mon 02nd May 2022
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they were usually full of fluff once turned down...
07:41 Mon 02nd May 2022
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Aww, cut him some slack..
14:11 Mon 02nd May 2022

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