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Dad Joke Of The Day

The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.
07:48 Fri 25th Mar 20226 answers, last by Hopkirk 22:59 Fri 25th Mar 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally.
07:24 Thu 24th Mar 20223 answers, last by Patsy33 09:55 Thu 24th Mar 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
08:47 Wed 23rd Mar 20226 answers, last by Patsy33 13:22 Wed 23rd Mar 2022
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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 now and we don’t know where she is....
08:52 Tue 22nd Mar 20222 answers, last by Patsy33 14:13 Tue 22nd Mar 2022
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My grandfather invented the cold air balloon, but it never really took off.
07:06 Mon 21st Mar 20227 answers, last by aelmpvw 11:56 Mon 21st Mar 2022
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Gas

What do the Americans call gas?
15:45 Sun 20th Mar 202227 answers, last by davebro 14:35 Mon 21st Mar 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
08:13 Sun 20th Mar 20225 answers, last by Patsy33 14:39 Sun 20th Mar 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Last night my wife was complaining that I never listen to her… or something like that....
08:24 Sat 19th Mar 20223 answers, last by Patsy33 12:41 Sat 19th Mar 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

The problem isn’t that obesity runs in your family. It’s that no one runs in your family....
06:53 Fri 18th Mar 202211 answers, last by Peter Pedant 19:06 Fri 18th Mar 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

A book fell on my head the other day. I only have my shelf to blame though....
08:17 Thu 17th Mar 202212 answers, last by vulcan42 12:17 Fri 18th Mar 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Whiteboards are remarkable.
09:37 Wed 16th Mar 20224 answers, last by Patsy33 12:06 Wed 16th Mar 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I didn’t think orthopedic shoes would help, but I stand corrected....
08:12 Tue 15th Mar 20229 answers, last by maggiebee 12:06 Tue 15th Mar 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care....
07:47 Mon 14th Mar 20223 answers, last by Patsy33 12:25 Mon 14th Mar 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Always borrow money from a pessimist. They’ll never expect it back....
08:10 Sun 13th Mar 20222 answers, last by murraymints 08:34 Sun 13th Mar 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.
07:23 Sat 12th Mar 20225 answers, last by 1ozzy 08:10 Sat 12th Mar 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down....
07:11 Fri 11th Mar 20227 answers, last by 1ozzy 08:11 Fri 11th Mar 2022
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I got a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both ‘lefts,’ which on the one hand is great, but on the other, it’s just not right....
05:48 Thu 10th Mar 20228 answers, last by Patsy33 08:47 Thu 10th Mar 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.
08:06 Wed 09th Mar 20228 answers, last by Patsy33 13:12 Wed 09th Mar 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s also terrible....
07:33 Tue 08th Mar 20227 answers, last by Patsy33 12:07 Tue 08th Mar 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Just got fired from my job as a set designer. I left without making a scene....
07:47 Mon 07th Mar 20225 answers, last by Hopkirk 08:49 Mon 07th Mar 2022

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