Dad Joke Of The Day

Hopkirk | 07:11 Fri 11th Mar 2022 | Jokes

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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.
I had to put my foot down.

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Have you seen my coat, Murraymints?

Cut down on the seafood too

1ozzy

Would a paralytic Flamingo be a Flaminstay?

Asking for a friend

Hoppy !! here borrow mine !! lol xx

1ozzy

Don't you dare encourage Hoppy to stop.
Shame on you girl;-/

lol I suppose the christmas cracker trade needs this amazing talent right enough Oz !

1ozzy

Hopefully the Christmas cracker trade will peruse AB.

Might get some good 'uns for a change.

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