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Dad Joke Of The Day

Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician
07:45 Sun 06th Mar 20229 answers, last by Ryzen 14:43 Sun 06th Mar 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day....
07:35 Sat 05th Mar 20225 answers, last by Ken4155 09:01 Sat 05th Mar 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

What did the drummer name his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two...
01:19 Fri 04th Mar 20225 answers, last by Chipchopper 08:59 Fri 04th Mar 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
09:53 Thu 03rd Mar 2022
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I Have Just Bought

Chelsea. Got it for a knock down price....
19:35 Wed 02nd Mar 20223 answers, last by Tilly2 19:44 Wed 02nd Mar 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

When my wife is feeling low I let her colour in my tattoos. She just needs a shoulder to crayon....
07:36 Wed 02nd Mar 20221 answer, last by Smowball 19:46 Wed 02nd Mar 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

At a job interview the manager said he was looking for a responsible person. I told him that in my last job, whenever things went wrong, they told me I was responsible....
11:30 Tue 01st Mar 20223 answers, last by jno 00:32 Wed 02nd Mar 2022
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Cutlery Basket

I am inspired by Barsel's dishwasher question. Do you have 'rules' for how you load the dishwasher cutlery basket? Do all your family follow the same policy, or us it a cause for discord?...
15:52 Mon 28th Feb 202213 answers, last by Hopkirk 21:02 Mon 28th Feb 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I have a terrible fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.
08:57 Mon 28th Feb 20223 answers, last by Ken4155 13:27 Mon 28th Feb 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

A friend of mine always wanted to be run over by a steam train. When it happened, he was chuffed to bits!...
07:56 Sun 27th Feb 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought, that's aboriginal....
07:47 Sat 26th Feb 20225 answers, last by Hopkirk 10:14 Sat 26th Feb 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Uncle Ben has died. No more Mr Rice Guy...
08:32 Fri 25th Feb 20223 answers, last by Hopkirk 16:56 Fri 25th Feb 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

So this bloke says to me, "Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets?" I thought "That's all I need, a Je-hoover's witness...
03:44 Thu 24th Feb 20222 answers, last by zebo 13:53 Thu 24th Feb 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I was wondering why the frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger, and then it hit me
07:51 Wed 23rd Feb 20224 answers, last by vulcan42 11:24 Wed 23rd Feb 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

My friend said "cheer up, you could be in a hole in the ground full of water" I know he means well....
06:48 Tue 22nd Feb 20225 answers, last by McMouse 14:30 Tue 22nd Feb 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

What do you call a factory that makes OK products? A satisfactory...
10:10 Mon 21st Feb 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They are making headlines....
07:57 Fri 18th Feb 20228 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:44 Sat 19th Feb 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I heard there is a new shop called Moderation. They have everything in there...
08:23 Thu 17th Feb 20225 answers, last by Patsy33 13:13 Thu 17th Feb 2022
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Michael Jackson And Andrew

Michael Jackson is proof that Andrew has done exactly the right thing. Many people still don't think Jacko was a vile paedophile, simply because he paid off his accusers. The fact he was never found...
08:55 Wed 16th Feb 202218 answers, last by Spungle 13:40 Wed 16th Feb 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

At least it's comfortable traveling on Eurostar. It's murder on the Orient Express....
03:01 Wed 16th Feb 20227 answers, last by zebo 13:00 Wed 16th Feb 2022

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