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Dad Joke Of The Day

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why....
06:25 Tue 12th Apr 20223 answers, last by Chipchopper 07:07 Tue 12th Apr 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time....
04:02 Mon 11th Apr 202210 answers, last by Bazile 18:38 Mon 11th Apr 2022
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Quote Of The Day

"I still enjoy sex at 68. Well I live at number 66 it's no distance." - Bob Monkhouse...
03:10 Mon 11th Apr 2022
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End Of An Era

Not a question, just a nostalgic observation. When I change my car in May, it will take away the last option I have to play CDs....
10:21 Sun 10th Apr 202229 answers, last by youngmafbog 16:51 Mon 11th Apr 2022
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Quote Of The Day

“You know you’ve reached middle age when you’re cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.” —Joan Rivers...
08:30 Sun 10th Apr 20224 answers, last by Hopkirk 09:08 Sun 10th Apr 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

The residents of Dubai do not enjoy watching "The Flintstones", but the people of Abu Dhabi do....
07:02 Sat 09th Apr 202211 answers, last by 1ozzy 07:52 Sat 09th Apr 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Mountains aren't funny. They're hill areas....
07:01 Fri 08th Apr 202216 answers, last by mallyh 09:49 Fri 08th Apr 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable....
07:26 Thu 07th Apr 202210 answers, last by piggynose 10:39 Thu 07th Apr 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Someone has glued my pack of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it....
06:17 Wed 06th Apr 202227 answers, last by Chipchopper 07:23 Mon 11th Apr 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

My drug test came back negative. My dealer sure has some explaining to do....
07:31 Tue 05th Apr 202210 answers, last by Patsy33 10:29 Tue 05th Apr 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

If you rearrange the letters of 'postmen', they get really *** off.
06:55 Mon 04th Apr 202213 answers, last by Patsy33 11:05 Mon 04th Apr 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Why did Will Smith use an open hand slap instead of a punch? Because paper beats rock....
05:43 Sun 03rd Apr 20225 answers, last by Ken4155 09:22 Sun 03rd Apr 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

What's on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints....
07:03 Sat 02nd Apr 20226 answers, last by LochNessMonster 13:12 Thu 07th Apr 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa....
06:30 Fri 01st Apr 20222 answers, last by murraymints 07:20 Fri 01st Apr 2022
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Viewing Facebook

Can I view a company's Facebook page without having an account? I have never done FB, and don't want to create an account....
07:41 Thu 31st Mar 202216 answers, last by Hopkirk 20:20 Thu 31st Mar 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I saw this advert in a window that said "TV for sale £1. Volume stuck on full." I thought " I can't turn that down"....
07:20 Thu 31st Mar 20223 answers, last by Arksided 12:49 Thu 31st Mar 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.
06:59 Wed 30th Mar 20224 answers, last by Patsy33 09:38 Wed 30th Mar 2022
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I Identify As...

I identify sexually as a microwave dinner. I'm ready in five minutes, look nothing like my photo, and I'm just satisfying enough for you to want me again when you are desperate....
13:31 Tue 29th Mar 20227 answers, last by Patsy33 14:10 Tue 29th Mar 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
07:32 Tue 29th Mar 20227 answers, last by Patsy33 10:46 Tue 29th Mar 2022
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Dual Flush Toilets.

How are you supposed to operate these? In particular the ones with a large button and a small one. Press and hold or press and release? Both together? They have been appearing in more and more places,...
23:00 Mon 28th Mar 20226 answers, last by ladybirder 23:27 Mon 28th Mar 2022

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