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A man was walking past a mental hospital one day when he hears an erie voice calling out "Twelve. Twelve. Twelve". As he walked along the outside wall he spots a small hole and just as he...
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Three married men were talking one evening about how they dealt with their wives when they had been out drinking late. The first man said "I turn out the lights on the car as I appoach the house...
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A rancher out west was out tending the farm one day when a shiny red convertible wheeled in the drive followed by a cloud of dust. The man in the car says "If I tell you how many head of cattle...
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Had the best weather while I was there. The views were spectacular. I was driving up and down rock slides and rough terrain with a 3/4 ton pickup filled full of oxygen and acetylene bottles. I was...
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Headed out to the mountains for three weeks. Wish me luck. As they say in Chi-town "Ya'll hol' this spot down. I be right back."
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How many times has death awaken you? How many times to enter its thrall? To all the times it has forsaken you? How many times have you heard its call? In the late hours its taken to you its lonely...
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A cat that went missing after a tornado ripped through Alabama finds its owner while she's being interviewed on the news. http://www.cnn.com/vi...ring.intv.wiat?hpt=C2...
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Maybe tomorrow I can be the windshield.
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And so it begins...Pakistan's military said Tuesday its ground forces exchanged fire with a NATO helicopter in another possible flashpoint with Washington http://beta.news.yaho...y-post-062718053.html...
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Wife: What do you want to do for your birthday? Me: I don't know. When is it? Wife: Tomorrow. Me: Is it really? I guess it is. Let me think on it. I really don't care about holidays or birthdays or...
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Iran's judiciary has postponed the blinding of a man as punishment for throwing acid in the face of a young woman in 2004, after she rejected his offer of marriage. The delay came in the face of...
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Libya has always been a rat hole. Don't we have enough wars on our plates yet? http://news.yahoo.com...110515/wl_nm/us_libya...
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Five years for a guy that's almost dead. At least the Israelis didn't kill him. http://news.yahoo.com...any_demjanjuk_verdict...
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One morning three farmers and their wives sat down for breakfast in a local restruant. As breakfast was served the first farmer said "Please pass me the sugar, Sugar" to his wife. The second...
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http://news.yahoo.com...us_pakistan_usa_trial "A Pakistani-born man accused of aiding militants in the 2008 Mumbai attacks is set to go on trial in Chicago..." I'm thinking an ad in...
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An archaeologist fresh out of school gets his first job on a dig in Cairo. When he gets off the plane he's met by a guide. As the guide is driving back to the camp he begins to tell about how great it...
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Last night I was chatting with an ex-student of mine from Yemen on Facebook in a mix of Arabic and English. He's quite radical when it comes to MidEast politics and has a very fundamentalist attitude....
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http://news.yahoo.com...zbGsDcGhpbGlwcGluZWNp...
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Minn. State Rep Steve Simon- a Democrat, spoke out against Republican efforts to set up a vote next year to lock a ban on gay marriage into the state constitution. I can't believe this didn't trump...

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