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Three farmers were eating breakfast at the diner.

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Cowtipper | 03:46 Thu 12th May 2011 | Jokes
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One morning three farmers and their wives sat down for breakfast in a local restruant.

As breakfast was served the first farmer said "Please pass me the sugar, Sugar" to his wife.

The second farmer glances around a moment and says "Pass me the honey, Honey."

The third farmer starts looking around for something to say to match the first two men. His wife was about to give up on him as he said "Pass the bacon, Pig"
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Avatar Image chris1957au
or he could have asked for the ''Tea'' - Bag
04:00 Thu 12th May 2011
Avatar Image scotman
Tea + bag is the way I first heard that, several decades ago.
11:42 Thu 12th May 2011
Avatar Image Bbbananas
I shouldn't laugh at that..... but did ;-)
11:43 Thu 12th May 2011
Avatar Image marval
HaHa
16:55 Thu 12th May 2011
Avatar Image SpikeyBush
The un-PC ones are the best. I could post the one about the lawn mower and the tampon but that would surely get me blacklisted here :-(
00:21 Mon 16th May 2011
Avatar Image The-Toff-
i heard as the Irishman said pass me the milk cow.
00:24 Mon 16th May 2011

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