A man claiming he is Jesus is brought into a mental hospital... He is asked, "Why do you think you are Jesus?" He replies, "God told me so!" Immediately, the patient behind him stands up and shouts,... ...
A smallish portion of haddock, nine chips, a small portion of pease pudding (described as "tasteless" by the reviewer), a small portion of curry sauce ("watery") and a small portion of tartare... ...
My mate set me up with a blind date. He said "She's a lovely lass, but there's something you should know.......she's expecting a baby." I felt a right prat waiting in the pub wearing nothing but a... ...
It is torrential here and very windy. i fear the towns flooded 3 weeks ago are going to be hit again. We are half way up a hill so get the run off as it's going down from the fields hopefully it's... ...
Well the weather has turned again yesterday was bright crisp and still today has started out as windy and wet!! not a lot planned, setting up for the week ahead, walk the hounds light the fire and... ...
I have failed womankind and caught manflu!! We were supposed to be out last night but ended up giving the reservation to friends! I went to bed at 630 as I couldn't stop shaking! oh well hopefully... ...
It is a cool but dry morning in Norfolk with a forecast of a sunny day, it will be welcome as there were huge pools of water on the roads yesterday. This is my last day off before a return to... ...
Not much good news about these days, so I hear myself saying, things can only get better, as I'm sure they will.It's been raining most of the night, hereabouts, and I'm glad I don't need to be... ...
