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Why Do Spammers Bother ?

Not only do they get blasted almost immediately by the long-suffering Mods, the translations are mostly unintelligible anyway. One from a few minutes ago, suitably redacted, went :- [redacted] is a...
11:30 Wed 13th Jan 20217 answers, last by Peter Pedant 14:52 Wed 13th Jan 2021
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A Few Groaners

I saw an Australian playing "Dancing Queen" on his didgeridoo this morning. I thought that's Abbariginal = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = The Nurse says to the Doctor, "Here is the list of the...
18:53 Tue 12th Jan 20212 answers, last by Bobbisox1 21:31 Tue 12th Jan 2021
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Canine Covid Curfew Cop-Out.

I wasn't sure whether to put this in Jokes, but since it's real life, I plumped for CB. A Canadian woman tried to get round the Covid Curfew, which allows you to take a dog out on a leash for a walk...
14:53 Tue 12th Jan 20214 answers, last by andres 15:16 Tue 12th Jan 2021
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Plummeting The Depths With Republican Rednecks.

Is there no limit to the depths that Donald Trump supporters will sink in promoting their disgraceful führer ? Carving his name on the back of an innocent creature (a manatee) - despicable behaviour....
13:41 Tue 12th Jan 20218 answers, last by Sunk 15:15 Tue 12th Jan 2021
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Superspreaders

The Covid Superspreaders were out in force today then. Carrying it from Coventry to Norfolk, from Liverpool to Yorkshire, from Reading to Luton, from Wales to Nottingham, from London to Derbyshire,...
17:55 Sat 09th Jan 202142 answers, last by burlyshirley 17:04 Tue 12th Jan 2021
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One For Dog Lovers

https://ibb.co/TtmwZGR...
16:27 Fri 08th Jan 20214 answers, last by wolf63 22:22 Fri 08th Jan 2021
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Remoaners Were Right - Again

Delays already building up. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-55583244 What with 9 years austerity doubling the national debt it was meant to tackle, too little too late repeatedly on Covid, and...
11:43 Fri 08th Jan 202125 answers, last by Deskdiary 21:50 Fri 08th Jan 2021
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Growing Up

When I was a kid the older kids used to cover me in chocolate and put cherries on my head. It was hard growing up in the gateau....
01:04 Fri 08th Jan 20211 answer, last by Patsy33 01:13 Fri 08th Jan 2021
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What If They'd Been Black, Or Muslims

White supremacist Trump supporters are attempting a coup in the United States. If it had been black civil rights protesters trying to storm the seat of US government, or leftists, or Muslims who had...
01:17 Thu 07th Jan 202164 answers, last by Peter Pedant 18:58 Thu 07th Jan 2021
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Boo For Boris

Apparently there is far greater support for the idea of a daily "Boo for Boris" to reflect the general public's view of his incompetence in handling the crisis, giving the UK [i] world-beating [i]...
16:57 Wed 06th Jan 202121 answers, last by lady-janine 17:52 Wed 06th Jan 2021
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Supermarket Sexism.

While compiling my supermarket online shopping order this morning I checked out the full description of one item. It included the phrase :- "Voted No.1 Laundry Brand for Sensitive Skin (online panel...
14:57 Tue 05th Jan 202110 answers, last by choux 17:53 Tue 05th Jan 2021
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Mother's Caution

While cracking eggs to make my post-Xmas omelette today, one had a fragile shell and I got some egg white on my hand. This reminded me of one of mother's cautionary tales from my (Forties) youth - egg...
18:52 Sun 03rd Jan 202112 answers, last by Peter Pedant 23:29 Sun 03rd Jan 2021
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An Appeal

https://ibb.co/VVg64BJ...
00:58 Sun 03rd Jan 20214 answers, last by Prudie 17:00 Sun 03rd Jan 2021
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Enemy Agents

We are at war with Covid-19. Enemy Agents in wartime are shot. That should give this load of covidiots something to think about....
22:22 Sat 02nd Jan 202119 answers, last by emmie 10:50 Sun 03rd Jan 2021
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The Quadrantids Are Coming

The year's first meteor shower https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/46736261...
21:03 Sat 02nd Jan 20214 answers, last by Deskdiary 21:55 Sat 02nd Jan 2021
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The Winner

After winning the game, I decided to throw the ball into the crowd like they do during various sports fixtures on TV. Now the chairman has cancelled my club membership. Apparently, it's unacceptable...
20:50 Sat 02nd Jan 20214 answers, last by zebo 12:39 Sun 03rd Jan 2021
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World-Beating Uk

Well done Boris. https://ibb.co/hKfrk1w...
20:42 Sat 02nd Jan 202113 answers, last by New Judge 23:46 Sat 02nd Jan 2021
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Flying Is Becoming More Dangerous

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-55515525...
17:07 Sat 02nd Jan 20217 answers, last by Toorak 23:36 Sat 02nd Jan 2021
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Who Should You Believe In ?

https://ibb.co/jVF01hq...
14:47 Sat 02nd Jan 202164 answers, last by naomi24 23:56 Sun 10th Jan 2021

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