The Winner

[Canary42]

After winning the game, I decided to throw the ball into the crowd like they do during various sports fixtures on TV.

Now the chairman has cancelled my club membership. Apparently, it's unacceptable behaviour at the end of an indoor bowls match!

[Patsy33]

That was heavy going...

[Theland]

Who caught it in her teeth? The Chairman's wife?

[Hopkirk]

You are also not supposed to put your shirt over your head and run around every time you get a point.

[zebo]

Did you manage to hit Jack though?