A man brings his best golf mate home, totally unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, following an afternoon on the golf course. His wife screams her head off at him, while his golfing friend sits open...
Eating in the Fifties. Takeaway was an arithmetic operation. Pizza was something to do with a Leaning Tower. All crisps were plain, the only choice being whether to add the enclosed salt. A Chinese...
I see Boris is still working on his road map.
No doubt trying to reduce the number of U-turns likely to follow.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-56123889...
For those who regularly claim it's only the Brits who can't cope with ice and snow, have a look at this. Sadly 6 people died. https://uk.news.yahoo.com/icy-conditions-cause-massive-133-074452182.html...
There was an entry in Jokes yesterday advertising penis enlargement which I twice reported as "Spam Content" but it was not removed. I then reported it as "Profane Content" and it's now gone. Mod...
Quote,""He went down a path he shouldn’t have, and we shouldn’t have followed him, and we shouldn’t have listened to him. And we can’t let that ever happen again.”" Talk about rats deserting a sinking...
Yes folks, 2021 is a CENSUS year. March 21st is the day, but you will receive a letter well before that allegedly. And from the results we can glean lots of useless information, for example in 2011...
Husband: "I met your friend at the supermarket. She was showing me pictures of her new baby on her phone".
Wife: "Oh lovely, what did she have?"
Husband: "I think it was the new Samsung"....
. . . . although no joke for the students or school authorities of course. A cute little video of swimming monkeys.
https://uk.yahoo.com/news/wild-monkeys-over-schools-swimming-090443684.html...
