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At The Butchers !

" I bet my butcher £50 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high." "...
21:35 Tue 14th Feb 201719 answers, last by elliemay1 14:28 Wed 15th Feb 2017
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Couldnt Be More True !

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11:34 Mon 30th Jan 20171 answer, last by Old_Geezer 18:18 Mon 30th Jan 2017
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Compulsory Purchase Order For House?

good morning all...we have received notice that by 2020 our property will come under a compulsory purchase order..there are 11 cottages who this will affect..we live right next to bluewater shopping...
10:30 Thu 19th Jan 201753 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 13:47 Fri 25th Aug 2017
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Hamster Gone To Hamster Heaven!

Just buried our little m8 cookie the hamster died earlier on she was 22 months old not bad for a hamster she was a little *** but we had fun with her!
18:40 Mon 26th Dec 20169 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 21:06 Tue 27th Dec 2016
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Condom!

last night i put a condom on inside out! i went...!!...
11:44 Thu 22nd Dec 20167 answers, last by Old_Geezer 14:11 Fri 23rd Dec 2016
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Walter Swinburn Dies, Aged 55

great jockey always struggled with his weight RIP walter one of the best
12:38 Tue 13th Dec 20164 answers, last by trt 23:14 Tue 13th Dec 2016
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Amazon Fire Stick.?

my mum has asked me about what a fire stick actually plays...is it monthly cost like a contract..ive seen them for about £35 is that all you have to pay out for one ..what sort of channels do you get...
14:09 Mon 12th Dec 201631 answers, last by chelle7272 13:19 Tue 13th Dec 2016
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Pizza Scam Email

just received an email saying ive just paid for £35 via paypal for takeaway pizza an hour a go must admit paypal page looked real enough...checked paypal account all ok ...be careful people !! bloody...
15:20 Wed 07th Dec 20165 answers, last by Baldric 10:30 Thu 08th Dec 2016
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Dail Mail Coffee Break Today?

Clue...very much so 2-1-4-4...
20:50 Sat 03rd Dec 20162 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 20:54 Sat 03rd Dec 2016
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Transfering All My Old Files To New Laptop

my old laptop is an acer aspire e1-571 running windows 10 my new laptop is ACER Aspire E15 E5-573 windows 10 is there an easy way as possible to transfer all my files to my new laptop thx...
13:34 Thu 01st Sep 20164 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 11:57 Fri 02nd Sep 2016
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Doggie Style?

Two men were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" asked the one. "Well, not exactly." His friend replied, "She's more into the trick dog aspect...
19:39 Mon 15th Aug 2016
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Sports That Are Decided By A Judges Marks!!

Been watching the olympics a lot, sports like gymnastics diving weightlifting and boxing who are reliant on judges scores to win a medal im sure half the judges dont know what their looking at these...
15:00 Fri 12th Aug 201626 answers, last by ToraToraTora 10:39 Sat 13th Aug 2016
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Viagra

I've been taking viagra for my sunburn ..its not working... but it keeps the sheets of my legs!...
15:36 Sun 10th Jul 20164 answers, last by cupid04 01:59 Tue 12th Jul 2016
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Pork And Sage Stuffing Balls

Just making large batch of pork and sage stuffing balls I want to freeze them should I cook them 1st or freeze un cooked thks
09:57 Thu 30th Jun 20164 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 14:48 Thu 30th Jun 2016
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Vote For Rick Astley For Prime Minister !!!

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16:23 Sun 26th Jun 2016
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Leaders Of The World!

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18:39 Sat 25th Jun 20161 answer, last by murraymints 18:47 Sat 25th Jun 2016
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Scotland And Europe !

That's twice the jocks haven't made the euros this year !!
14:28 Fri 24th Jun 20167 answers, last by sandyRoe 14:44 Fri 24th Jun 2016
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Deaf Wife!

My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs....
09:51 Tue 21st Jun 20163 answers, last by Arksided 08:55 Wed 22nd Jun 2016
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Our New Supermarket!!

The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you approach...
16:04 Sat 28th May 2016
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Are They Twins?

An old man was standing at a bus stop when a large chavvy woman with 2 kids walks over. The kids are misbehaving and she is screaming obscenities at them. The old man says to her ''Are they twins?'',...
15:45 Sat 28th May 20165 answers, last by marval 17:56 Sat 28th May 2016

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