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Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An impasta...
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Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."...
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In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take...
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I noticed that the coverage on bbc 1 til 6pm and bbc2 for nearly 12 hours per day is rather excessive I'm suprised no one has moaned it's on too long. ..put a football match on at 7.30pm which stops...

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