A beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window... He tells her to take her...
An young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. After sex the girl said, "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'am actually a prostitute, and I charge £100...
Yes it's that time of the year "legalised robbery " ahmmm sorry I meant car insurance..got my renewal gone up £70 from last year well they can poke that! Just been online got 3 quotes for £210 which...
How much do you pay for monthly for your mobile phone. I have a samsung galaxy s5 I use giffgaff £7.50 a month 750mb data...500 minutes..unlimited texts. Was at bluewater yesterday looking in phone...
Great great performance from the under 20 England football team beating Italy 3-1 in the semi finals now for Venezuela in the final .
Must have a chance we have a great squad out there....
Just bought some green tea bags supposedly helps blood sugars as I'm diabetic . What if any can I sweeten it up with but not sugar I have just had my 1st cup and it's quite bitter I may try one...
Paddy's wife was ready to give birth so he rushes her to the hospital.
When he gets there the nurse ask him "how dilated is she?"
Paddy replies "oh jaysus we're both over the fekin moon"...
“Honey, I invited a co-worker over for supper tonight.” “Are you crazy?” his wife said, “The house is a mess, I didn’t go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like...
Was in asdas this morning in front of me was an old couple at the till who had loads of cans of the cheapest stuff you can buy let's call it asda smart price when the bill came up they had overspent...
Just seen a guy run out of Tesco with a turkey under his arm. A security guard was following, shouting " OI!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT?? " The guy stopped and shouted back " Roast potatoes,...
