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Berniecuddles2 | 06:59 Wed 12th Jul 2017 | Jokes
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An young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. After sex the girl said, "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'am actually a prostitute, and I charge £100 for what we just did."
The man retorted, "And I should have mentioned this before, but I'am actually a taxi driver it's going to cost you £200 to get back to town!
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will it be the front door or the back door that he drops her off at?
07:18 Wed 12th Jul 2017
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Both lol
08:20 Wed 12th Jul 2017
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Lol!..
10:46 Wed 12th Jul 2017
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Prostitute... Do you want a ***?
Scouser... Will it affect my dole?
10:51 Wed 12th Jul 2017
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Do you want a BJ?
10:52 Wed 12th Jul 2017
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Blowthat for a game of soldiers, I'll walk.
15:22 Sun 30th Jul 2017

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