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Ode To The Spellchecker

(courtesy of trillian.mit.edu) Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it...
23:14 Mon 04th Feb 20198 answers, last by Zacs-Master 23:22 Mon 04th Feb 2019
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The Funeral Was Today

of my father-in-law. Didn't go as planned, the music was a bit skewiff - in so far as what was supposed to have been sung wasn't. I wasn't the only one who thought that was my FIL being a bit of a...
23:20 Tue 22nd Jan 201925 answers, last by Lie-in King 02:06 Wed 23rd Jan 2019
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World Going Madder?

changing the signage for parent and child parking bays to gender neutral....
08:41 Sat 19th Jan 201941 answers, last by Arksided 18:10 Sat 19th Jan 2019
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Naming Migrants

the first one off the boat was called Ahmere second one: Ahmere Azwell third one Ahmere Azwell Azhim...
16:12 Sat 12th Jan 20197 answers, last by HongKongphooey 12:41 Sun 13th Jan 2019
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Fil Has Passed

just before 8.30 tonight. Peacefully and sleeping. Just thought I'd let you know due to the lovey responses I had received from an earlier post I had made (sorry for the dreadful English)...
00:13 Thu 10th Jan 201931 answers, last by marval 23:11 Fri 11th Jan 2019
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There Is No Angry Way To Say

Bubbles :) xx...
00:40 Sun 06th Jan 201921 answers, last by Hopkirk 08:03 Sun 06th Jan 2019
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Pun-Ishment

Dogs can't operate an MRI scanner, but catscan Turning vegan would be a missed steak...
06:32 Mon 31st Dec 20183 answers, last by marval 17:20 Mon 31st Dec 2018
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Have A Few Thoughts About This

www.msn.com/en-gb/money/technology/tower-of-london-sacks-four-security-guards-for-showing-off-their-crown-jewels-in-explicit-whatsapp-video/ar-BBRD5hA?ocid=spartandhp hope this link post - not sure if...
05:43 Mon 31st Dec 201811 answers, last by ladybirder 18:31 Mon 31st Dec 2018
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Good Morning Jackdaw

always makes me happy when I see you posting (I know, I'm odd lol) And morning to anyone else who is tootling about xx...
04:48 Mon 31st Dec 201817 answers, last by waterboatman 07:28 Mon 31st Dec 2018
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A Strange Thing To Advertise

as an xmas gift surely? 30% off. (think it was 23dna.co.uk) A DNA kit ''an ideal family gift'' according to the blurb on the advert !! Naturally, all family members sit around the xmas table and by...
16:11 Sat 22nd Dec 201820 answers, last by -SharonA- 15:28 Sat 29th Dec 2018
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Farm Research

A study has shown that dairy cows will produce more milk when the farmer talks to them. A case of in one ear and out the udder....
10:37 Sat 08th Dec 20188 answers, last by zebo 16:38 Sat 08th Dec 2018
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The Bagpiper's Tale

As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's...
10:26 Sat 08th Dec 20184 answers, last by Patsy33 14:48 Sat 08th Dec 2018
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Am Feeling Quite Desolated

My fil has had various health issues over the years - this time though looks like the end is drawing near. Recent admission to hospital is due to kidney failure. Last night I was told that all meds...
18:13 Fri 30th Nov 201834 answers, last by kvalidir 00:28 Thu 13th Dec 2018
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Counterpart

started watching season one after catching a trailer after an episode of Outlander. It's not a sci-fi as such, after episode 3 Mr Alba decided it was for him. Each to their own. I like the main actor,...
23:35 Tue 13th Nov 2018
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Dialysis

Does there have to be some kidney function for dialysis to be effective? I don't think there does, but Mr Alba thinks there has to be. It's concerning my FIL, thanks....
11:10 Tue 06th Nov 20187 answers, last by albaqwerty 23:33 Fri 09th Nov 2018
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New Mobile Phone

Mr Alba has been thinking of getting a new/replacement mobile for a while now. Have had a look on Amazon (other sites are available) and have seen some very reasonably priced ones. However, they are...
14:15 Wed 31st Oct 201826 answers, last by Tashi 23:36 Wed 31st Oct 2018
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The Last Ship

another series we've stumbled upon accidentally. Having watched the available episodes of season 5, we've started at season one just for the fun of it. I've spoiled it for myself by likening the main...
22:50 Wed 24th Oct 20184 answers, last by Rockrose 14:26 Thu 25th Oct 2018
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1471 Unobtainable

recently purchased a housephone - didn't know we had a landline - don't ask. Anyway, the only people who have our number is the 4 members of the alba household plus Virgin media. (obviously) Today,...
14:42 Tue 23rd Oct 201811 answers, last by 4candles 18:00 Tue 23rd Oct 2018
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Celeb Masterchef

a very worthy winner. A very nice man. No spoilers as there were 3 men in the finals :-)...
06:55 Sat 29th Sep 20187 answers, last by pastafreak 20:57 Sat 29th Sep 2018
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Why I Stopped Golfing On Saturdays

Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed my clubs, slipped quietly into the garage, put my clubs & cart into the trunk, and proceeded to back out into a torrential...
11:56 Wed 12th Sep 201810 answers, last by marval 18:42 Wed 12th Sep 2018

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