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albaqwerty | 09:37 Sat 08th Dec 2018 | Jokes
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A study has shown that dairy cows will produce more milk when the farmer talks to them.

A case of in one ear and out the udder.
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That's a bit cheesy
pull the other one lol x
LOL

Milk it ;-/
If there's a whey to increase milk production, farmers will ewes it.
Lol..Whey too much information...
Playing music to Cows has been proven to increase the milk yield. Many farmers now have background music in the cow sheds.
No doubt their fav tunes are 'My Milk Shake' and 'Ernie, the fastest milkman in the west'.
Oldie, best spoken. What brown and hot and steams out of cows backwards? Isle of Wight ferry. I'm sure it's been repainted over the years, the joke was a playground special!

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