Earlier I nominated Ludwig as ‘Minister for lovely daft humour’, but I’d like to nominate Douglas as second minister in the same department. They’d make a brilliant double act! :o)
No, you can only be -sent-, figuratively, to the Chiltern Hundreds.
Unfortunately, you will find it already occupied, by me. (I was thinking about this yesterday, while sulking about not rating a mention. If you actually are a mindreader then could I please have my privacy back?)